The way your colon ruptured
It kind of made me laugh
The sound it made as it did
Sounded just like a clap
Applause for me or for you
I'm kind of afraid to ask
Between the blood and screaming
I'll just assume all the facts
I loved the look upon your face
As you writhed in agony
And you begged me to call a medic
As you tried to get on your knees
The way you gasped and coughed
Made me crack up real hard
By this time I was just like you
Rolling around on the floor
Floor floor floor floor
It's too late for you
Face is black and blue