ColdmaN5 - What Are You Looking At, Jack Nicholson? Lyrics

I'm getting so sick of this
Every time I walk to his house
The creep always stares at me
I only ask to borrow the newspaper
And he stares at me like he has a problem

What are looking at Jack Nicholson
Why don't you look at someone your own size
Just because you're famous doesn't mean
You get free apple pies

Sometimes in the middle of the night
I wake up to see Jack Nicholson
Standing at the end of my bed
Crap Jack Nicholson you scared me to death
What do you want this time
Then he stares at me for approximately 5 minutes
I can't take this anymore

What are looking at Jack Nicholson
Why don't you look at someone your own size
Just because you're famous doesn't mean
You get free apple pies

Jack Nicholson I can hear you
Through the door
You have to get out of my house
I'm calling the cops
Can't you take a hint Jack Nicholson
No one wants to be your friend
If all you do is stare at them

Stop looking at me Jack Nicholson
What are you looking at anyways
What are you doing at my house
That's it I've had enough
Eat lead Jack Nicholson

Guess what Jack Nicholson
You're dead and lying in a coffin
Now who's being stared at
Viewing hours are over ladies
And gentlemen