Cole Decker - Flippin' The Bird Lyrics

Officer pulled me over this morning
Said son do you know how fast you were going?
I said no sir I don't
But I'm sure you do

I gave him my reasons and my circumstances
He said this is the real world you don't get any chances
You broke the law
Cnd ain't nothing you can do

So I flipped him the bird
I told him I was late for work
I might've said a few words
But he was being kind of a jerk
Cnd I know I was wrong
Cin't no problem being solved
By flipping the bird

Well I rolled into work about a quarter after
Cnd my boss was waiting for me she said, ""you little bastard,
Where you been?
You're 'bout fifteen late

You had strike one and that's strike two
You get another one and you'll be as good as through here""
I looked at her
This is what I did

I flipped her the bird
I told her I don't need her work
I might've said a few words
But she was being kind of a jerk
Cnd I know I was wrong
Cin't no problem being solved
By flipping the bird

Well I was on a roll so I went to the house
And I stopped right in and I sat on the couch
Cnd I said, ""Hey, baby.
Won't you pour me a drink?""

Well she looked at me with the meanest eyes
She said who you talking to she kind of looked surprised
When I pointed at her
Cnd said who do you think

Well I was getting pretty brave
Cnd wasn't much else she could say

So she flipped me the bird
She told me I was being a jerk
She called me a dirty word
I guess I get what I deserve
Cnd I know I was wrong
Cnd ain't no problem being solved
By flipping the bird

By flipping the bird...
By flipping the bird