Let me tell you about
My friend named George
He has a dragon sword
It's not a practice sword
It's a real sword
Razor sharp edge and all
He says he's studied karate
And three types of swordfighting
But now he's in jail 'cause
He brought the sword to school
Let me tell you about
My friend named George
He said his lawyer is
Gonna get him out
And let him do community service
And whatever it takes he'll get out
'Cause he has got to come back to church
It's part of what he thinks he has to do
To be a better person
I think they think that he's insane
'Cause he's going to some doctors
By taxi and he won't be back