Comedies Never Win - Take Off That Mask (In Your Car) Lyrics

This is not rocket science
Nobody knows when all this will end
When you sit in your drivers seat
Proud of the fact that you can hide your front teeth

There's doors, and there's glass
Just take off that COVID mask

Take off that mask in your car
You know who you are
You look so damn bizzare when you ride, Lonestar
So if you go for a drive, take off the N95 and just relax, cause if you don't
We'll all make fun of you

We'll all make fun of you

If you put those damn windows up
It's much easier to drink from that coffee cup
For your own protection you wear felt
But you won't even put on your safety belt

Cars have filters, and locks
More defense than your little smock

Take off that mask in your car
You know who you are
You look so damn bizzare when you ride, Lonestar
So if you go for a drive, take off the N95 and just relax, cause if you don't
We'll all make fun of you
Oh yeah
We'll all make fun of you

You don't wear a mask when you sit on the Jon, or when you mow the lawn
So my friends, come on

Take off that mask in your car
You know who you are
You look so damn bizzare when you ride, Lonestar
So if you go for a drive, take off the N95 and just relax, cause if you don't
We'll all make fun of you

Save the mask in your car for a front line worker
Put in your purse, give it to a nurse hang it on the rearview mirror
It's something doctors advise but we emphasize
Just relax cause if you don't
We'll all make fun of you