Sucking the Pope
Just the other day I went to church to pray
While walking towards the light I was blown away
All the alter-boys were on their knees
Singin' and clapping for the baby Geez
The Virgin, the Boss and the Holy Son
They was kickin' to the beat like the son of the sun
We had a plan, the Jew and I
I'm gonna tell you 'bout it, no lie I'm
Sucking the Pope
Every Sunday afternoon about half past six
All the boys gather to get their fix
The Jew and I we know a secret spot
Where we all go and smoke the pot
This bong we got is so phallic and long
We call it the Pope, we suck it til it's gone
We get high on all that Vatican dope
Watch the chimney smoke when we suck that pope!
Sucking the Pope"