Confused - Cool Like Pokemon (Unmixed, Unmastered & Unloved) Lyrics

Better put the heating on
The dog is mardy from the cold
Feeling rather sick today
Crushing life from my own bed
Stealthily creep to the loo
I'm trying not to wake the kids
Time to cook myself some food
M&S dine in dinner, Yay

This is excellent
But it makes me feel ancient
I wish I was really cool
Cool like Pokemon

Vegas cowboy boots
They lord it every time

The perfect crime to get a cake
That all your friends will surely hate
Coffee cake the perfect crime
Mwah ha ha ha now its all mine
Rootin' Tootin' Pirate Boots
I stomp them all around the town
Dye my hair from black to red
But still i really crave my bed

This is Excellent
But it makes me feel Ancient
I wish i was really Cool
Cool like Pokemon

Bababadapa dababadapa
Bababadapa dababadap
Bababadapa dababadapa
Bababadapa dababadap
Bababadapa dababadapa
Bababadapa dababadap
Bababadapa dababadapa
Bababadapa dababadapa

Off to see evil today
There are experiments to do
Cold up north my tabs are froz
I need a hat with ears on
Better hold my paws incase
They get stolen when I sleep
Morning ninjas creep around
So silently I love this game

This is Excellent
But it makes me feel Ancient
I wish i was really Cool
Cool like Pokemon
This is Excellent
But it makes me feel Ancient
I wish i was really Cool
Cool like Pokemon