Yoh-deleh-deyoo-deleh-dioh!
Cool boy loves that ranch dressing!
Pour it all over everything!
Y'all ready for this?
Ranch dressing, ranch dressing
The thought of responsibility is r-really depressing
Ranch dressing, ranch dressing
Cool boy loves that ranch dressing!
This is what irony sounds like
I'm a cool boy, I'm a cowboy
Please let me eat my ranch dressing
Eternal eating, Oooooh
Tractors, alcohol, tractors, alcohol, tractors, alchohol, TRACTORS, ALCOHOL!