Coom Guy - The River Dyx Lyrics

In hell there sits a river
A river full of cum
Pay your coin to the ferryman
To cross the river Dyx
All the cum in hell flows through here eventually
And as such you must pay your respects
Pay your coin to the ferryman
To cross the river Dyx
Pay your coin to the ferryman
Or drown in the river of cum
His paddle is shaped like an enormous penis
And his ferry is shaped like two enormous balls
Pay your coin to the ferryman
To cross the river Dyx
Do not drink from the river
Or you will suffer the consequences
Pay your coin to the ferryman
To cross the river Dyx
Achilles once drank from the river
And his dick grew so big it broke his ankles
Pay your coin to the ferryman
To cross the river Dyx
Or drown in the river of cum