Corey Rodrigues - A Day at the Beach Lyrics

So my ex-girlfriend, she's white. She used to be white. She's white. No, she still is white. Right? Good. Regular Boston response. That's what I expect. Anyways, let's move on. Her family likes to go to Jersey Shore. I didn't know they like to... I thought Jersey shore was going to be the shit. I thought we were going to be like... Jersey shore.

It wasn't like that. I thought it was going to be crazy. No, I didn't know that we were going to go rent a house in Jersey Shore with her family, and they were going to wake up every morning like 6:30 in the morning and drag everything out of this house we rented. Couches, chairs, cans of food, sandwiches, ornaments, books, and Mom was like, ""You've got a book? You're going to need a book. You got a book? You're going to need a book. You got a book? you're going to..."" I said, ""Why do I need a book?"" She said, ""Because we're going to be here all day."" I had no idea we were all just going to sit on the beach and just cook in the sun, and then they were all just going to flip like little rotisserie chickens, whole family.

At one point her mom looked at me. She goes, ""Are you having a good time?"" And I was like, ""Yeah, I'm having a good time,"" but I wasn't having a good time. I wanted to be like, ""What do you want me to do? Lay on my back and tan the bottoms of my hands and my feet? I'm tan already. How long do we have to stay here?"" At one point her dad was peeling from his forehead. He was peeling from his nose. He was like, """"I don't know how I got burned this year."" Really? You don't know how you got burned this year? Did the sun trick you this year? Is that what happened? Was it hiding behind the moon and then it just popped out like, ""Burn, baby burn,"" snuck back behind the moon and hid? What are you talking about?

I told my girl at the time, I said, ""Give me the 50."" I started putting on sunscreen and putting on the 50, and a brother starts laughing. He goes, ""Why you putting that on?"" I said, ""Why are you laughing?"" He goes, ""Because you don't need it.""

I said, ""Yes, I do need it."" He goes, ""I learned you didn't need it."" I said, ""You learned I didn't need it?"" He goes, ""Yeah."" He goes, ""I'm not trying to be racist. I just know black people don't need sunscreen."" I was like, ""Yes we do."" He was like, ""Why?"" I said, ""Because I'm made out of meat. That's why. What do you mean why?"" He said, ""I thought you guys could just take it."" Really? We can take it. What the f*ck? Take the sun? What are you talking about? He was like, ""I'm not trying to be racist. I just thought black people could take sunscreen and didn't need sunscreen. I'm sorry. I'm just racist.""

You know what's messed up as I look at your faces? I feel like you're looking at me like ""I didn't think you needed it either."" That's a problem. Black people need sunscreen. What do you think happened to Morgan Freeman's face? All those chocolate chips on his face. That's from the sun. You guys have been a lot of fun. I'm Corey Rodrigues. Peace out.