Just a shot into the net
Less he's dragged across the dregs
Got to keep it in his head
Got to keep it in his head
Got to keep it in his head
Or he'll never pay the rent
Got to keep it in his head
Or he'll never beat these, skets
Football! Football! Football, football
Well, it's the best of British life
It's the best of British life
And it helps to pass the time
Well it helps to pass the time
It'll make you quite the man
Don't you understand?
It's all part of the plan
Don't you understand? Nigel
Football! Football! Football, football
Yeah