Just because I smell nice
Doesn't mean that I'm scary
Just because my legs are smooth
Doesn't mean yours are too hairy
Maybe the man is afraid of me
Maybe the man is like a little boy
Maybe the man is afraid of me
Maybe the man is afraid I'll sing about him
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
I'm like a statue in his kitchen window
He finds me unbreakable
But he don't see the sun putting cracks in my glass
And birds crap on me otherwise
He might think I have it all together
But he's the one I look up to
But my hands are tied
And he leaves me wonderin' in a knot
Maybe the man is afraid of me
Maybe the man is like a little boy
Maybe the man is afraid of me
Maybe the man is afraid I'll sing about him
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo