Well, I fell outta bed this mornin'
Saw what the guy on TV said
The big rock awards
Crowned a brand new king
It shoulda been me instead
Don't they know I'm:
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Well I'm the 500 foot woman
I run an evil big black mass
I got two brass globes, you got to admit
My animal aplomb is vast
It's obvious:
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Bronco buckin' jive'n'shuckin'
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
I'm the captain of the cavalry
I'm the queen of outer space
I got a she devil orgy in the twilight zone
Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Bad luck'n'mack truckin'
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Well the devil gave us Elvis
Drugs, sex and rock'n'roll
Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback
Demonseed and banshee hole
Frogs fallin' down from Heaven
Thunder under Hell
Trogglodynamite times seven
Cold titty witchin' spell: yeah
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Yeah, you might go to Devry
Beauty school or get a job
Or you might join a devil cult
O' some evil heart throb, like me:
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Elvis f*ckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin'
Elvis f*ckin' Christ