Crant Oliver Buekeley - Antique Store Lovin Lyrics

Took a day trip we've got nothing to do
Thought it'd be fun just to get out for a few minutes
Out to Livonia on the M-14
Took a pit stop at the Dairy Queen
We see a cute store and stop on in

Oh that Town Peddler Craft and Antique Mall
Anything you want baby it's got it all
Antiques records and comic books
But now that elf on the shelf is giving me a look

Come over here baby does this suit your taste
Slipping my arm right around her waist
To the kitchen section, look at these pans
Come on now baby you don't need those pants

Now we're sucking
And we're f*cking
Behind this old ass f*cking wood oven
And if the cups all come down a tumbling
I don't care
Cuz I got

Antique Store Loving
She's a dime and I'm a dozen
We found an old cup to come in
And it's made outta Pfaltzgraff yeah

Antique Store Loving
She's a dime and I'm a dozen
We found an old cup to come in
And it's made outta Pfaltzgraff yeah

Now we're addicted we can't get enough
Took the drive to Angels Saints and Stuff
On a 1920s couch took a hard seat
And then my baby starts to beat my meat
The owner comes by and imagine my surprise
When he sits on down beside me and spreads his thighs
Took out a card book of old nudie cards
And we just browsed and got our dicks hard

Now we're sucking
And we're f*cking
Next to a nasty ass old Teddy Ruxpin
And if the cups all come down a tumbling
I don't care
Cuz I got

Antique Store Loving
She's a dime and I'm a dozen
We found an old cup to come in
And it's made outta Pfaltzgraff yeah
Antique Store Loving
She's a dime and I'm a dozen
We found an old cup to come in
And it's made outta Pfaltzgraff yeah

Down the next aisle I hear my baby squeal
Come over here baby and check out this deal
When I get to the aisle she's down on her knees
Lookin at a lunch box from TMNT

Now we're sucking
And we're f*cking
Next to a f*cking Howard the Duck tin
And if the cups all come down a tumbling
I don't care
Cuz I got
I got

Antique Store Loving
She's a dime and I'm a dozen
We found an old cup to come in
And it's made outta Pfaltzgraff yeah
Antique Store Loving
She's a dime and I'm a dozen
We found an old cup to come in
And it's made outta Pfaltzgraff yeah
Yeah