The Craps Cretins - Gateway to Craps Lyrics

Let's go play some craps, It'll be fun, Our banks will be bigger than the sun
Roll a six maybe nine
Just make sure to go pass line
Gateway, windsor, woodbine too
Together We roll the dice both me and you
Another thursday night comes and goes
Eric Wang's down 200, he needs to go
Back to the casino and show them dealers how to roll the only way he knows, oh
Victor Ren in his prime, quick dropping some dimes he's sitting on the chair winning on Chinese nines
Daniel won't play but his money hasn't sank, he's making all his money at the slots piggy bank
Let's go play some craps, It'll be fun, Our banks will be bigger than the sun
Roll a six maybe nine
Just make sure to go pass line
Gateway, windsor, woodbine too
Together We roll the dice both me and you
It's three AM time to hit the road
The only thing out at night is the money load
Hit the ATM don't draw too much
And accidently pull an Andy and grab a bunch (300!)
Four AM and now we're here, grab a ginger ale maybe beer
To the table now we go, time to show the dealers what we know
Let's go play some craps, It'll be fun, Our banks will be bigger than the sun
Roll a six maybe nine
Just make sure to go pass line
Gateway, windsor, woodbine too
Together We roll the dice both me and you
It's been hours and we're down 100 no choice now but to go 200
Warm beer, cold dice, another seven instead of snake eyes
Our pockets, are thin, and souls are weary, the gambling toll is getting heavy, only one thing left to do, hit the ATM and go part two
Let's go play some craps, It'll be fun, Our banks will be bigger than the sun
Roll a six maybe nine
Just make sure to go pass line
Gateway, windsor, woodbine too
Together We roll the dice both me and you
Let's go play some craps, It'll be fun, Our banks will be bigger than the sun
Roll a six maybe nine
Just make sure to go pass line
Gateway, windsor, woodbine too
Together We roll the dice both me and you