Gazing through the frosted glass
Snowflakes fall like ash
All I want for Christmas is some cash
The year is ending
It's been so long
Sometimes life can do you wrong
But now I'm gonna have a Christmas bash
And you're invited
Gather round the piano let's sing some Christmas tunes
If we can't remember them I guess we'll sing the blues
We'll dance and sing the whole night long and then we'll have a snooze
Come and sit here on my kneee what's on your Christmas list
I don't think I can get you that but I can get you pished
Get underneath the mistletoe let's have a Christmas kiss
I only remember Christmas from my childhood days
All my adult memories were lost in boozy haze
But tonight we'll have such good times I'll remember it always
If I could be with anyone you are the ones I'd choose
With friendship fun and laughter we'll always make it through
Now raise that glass again let's finish all this booze
We might not have much money
Or the finest things to wear
But as long as we're together I don't care
We might not care for Jesus
Or angels in the sky
But I'll always cherish these good times
Merry Christmas everyone I mean it
Merry Christmas everyone I mean it
Merry Christmas everyone I mean it
With not a hint of irony
Christmas comes just once a year