Crayon Jones - Thunder Mullet Lyrics

Life was so ordinary
I barely knew it started
Could have been another clone
Short back and side parted
Nothing controversial
No chance of a disgrace
A nothing piece of framing for a nondescript face
But one day something changed far from home all alone on my own in a storm with no one around
I felt I had been chosen I'm hoping evoking the voltage as a bolt came down from the clouds
A lightning finger touched my head
And bestowed the blessing
It opened up my eyes
How my life had been depressing
No more grey and boring life after this transformation
My new found Thunder Mullet
Was the source of my elation
I could not believe my esteem self belief faith in me had suddenly soared
People in the street looked at me they could see what it means to become self adored
Feel my Thunder Mullet I know youre gonna love it
Beware of static shock, I know you wanna rub it
Feel my Thunder Mullet, soaring like a comet
Oh you want to touch my - Thunder Mullet
I'm so glad to find that a life can in time realise that it's all in the mind
I'm so glad I've found it's allowed to be wow dont care how and now is the time
Feel my Thunder Mullet I know youre gonna love it
Beware of static shock, I know you wanna rub it
Feel my Thunder Mullet, soaring like a comet
Oh you want to touch my Thunder Mullet, my Thunder Mullet
Flying like a bullet, das ist meine mullet
Flying like a bullet, das ist meine mullet
My Thunder Mullet