Gather round children
Sit down
Make yourself comfy
I would like to tell you a tale
Of a legend
A scary legend indeed
The legend of Florida Man
I heard he crazy
He's legendary
Legendary
I heard he's nuts
He's kind of scary
Kind of scary
Man he's a legend
Hes legendary
Legendary
I heard hes crazy
Hes kind of scary
Florida man
Florida man
Arrested for stabbing victims
With no arms and no hands
Dam
Florida man
Florida man
They said he had a meth lab in his pants
Stash in his ass
The legend's always getting naked
When he's doing his drugs
Or the time he shot his dick off
When he sat on his gun
Or the time he hid in the lake
Runnin from cops
And then got ate by alligators
Man that's funny as f*ck
He lickin doorbells
And makin love to his dog
Dude don't care
He at the gym
Rubbing his shit on the walls
I heard she crazy
She's legendary
Legendary
I heard she's nuts
She's kind of scary
Kind of scary
Ladies a legend
She's legendary
Legendary
I heard she's crazy
She's kind of scary
Florida woman
Florida woman
A bunch of southern witches
Practice brujeria in the coven
Uh
Florida woman
Florida woman
Why you have to flick the f*ck off
Put your kid in the oven
She's stashing meth in her vag
A rolex in her vag
A crack pipe in her vag
Or an alligator in her pants
You know what's funny
She robbed an Arbys
Then the dummy called a cab
She was high probably
Shit made me laugh
Or stealing from the beauty store
To feed her habit
On her way to jail
She rubbed one out
Inside the paddy wagon
I heard he crazy
He's legendary
Legendary
I heard he's nuts
He's kind of scary
Kind of scary
Man he's a legend
He's legendary
Legendary
I heard he's crazy
He's kind of scary
Florida man
Florida man
A CO committing murders
Also part of the klan
Dam
Florida man
Florida man
He masturbates at Mickey Ds
And gets a lifetime ban
Or he's up in the Target
Jerking off on the shoppers
Or he's in the Burger King
Makin love to his whopper
Or he's breaking into cop cars
With cops inside the car
A true rock star
Smokin cracks inside the WalMart
Or when he googled
How to burn a house down
Then burnt the house down
Don't ever drive ninety five
Headed south bound
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Gather round children
Sit down
Make yourself comfy
I would like to tell you a tale
Of a legend
A scary legend indeed
The legend of Florida Man
I heard he crazy
He's legendary
Legendary
I heard he's nuts
He's kind of scary
Kind of scary
Man he's a legend
Hes legendary
Legendary
I heard hes crazy
Hes kind of scary
Florida man
Florida man
Arrested for stabbing victims
With no arms and no hands
Dam
Florida man
Florida man
They said he had a meth lab in his pants
Stash in his ass
The legend's always getting naked
When he's doing his drugs
Or the time he shot his dick off
When he sat on his gun
Or the time he hid in the lake
Runnin from cops
And then got ate by alligators
Man that's funny as f*ck
He lickin doorbells
And makin love to his dog
Dude don't care
He at the gym
Rubbing his shit on the walls
I heard she crazy
She's legendary
Legendary
I heard she's nuts
She's kind of scary
Kind of scary
Ladies a legend
She's legendary
Legendary
I heard she's crazy
She's kind of scary
Florida woman
Florida woman
A bunch of southern witches
Practice brujeria in the coven
Uh
Florida woman
Florida woman
Why you have to flick the f*ck off
Put your kid in the oven
She's stashing meth in her vag
A rolex in her vag
A crack pipe in her vag
Or an alligator in her pants
You know what's funny
She robbed an Arbys
Then the dummy called a cab
She was high probably
Shit made me laugh
Or stealing from the beauty store
To feed her habit
On her way to jail
She rubbed one out
Inside the paddy wagon
I heard he crazy
He's legendary
Legendary
I heard he's nuts
He's kind of scary
Kind of scary
Man he's a legend
He's legendary
Legendary
I heard he's crazy
He's kind of scary
Florida man
Florida man
A CO committing murders
Also part of the klan
Dam
Florida man
Florida man
He masturbates at Mickey Ds
And gets a lifetime ban
Or he's up in the Target
Jerking off on the shoppers
Or he's in the Burger King
Makin love to his whopper
Or he's breaking into cop cars
With cops inside the car
A true rock star
Smokin cracks inside the WalMart
Or when he googled
How to burn a house down
Then burnt the house down
Don't ever drive ninety five
Headed south bound
Sit down
Make yourself comfy
I would like to tell you a tale
Of a legend
A scary legend indeed
The legend of Florida Man
I heard he crazy
He's legendary
Legendary
I heard he's nuts
He's kind of scary
Kind of scary
Man he's a legend
Hes legendary
Legendary
I heard hes crazy
Hes kind of scary
Florida man
Florida man
Arrested for stabbing victims
With no arms and no hands
Dam
Florida man
Florida man
They said he had a meth lab in his pants
Stash in his ass
The legend's always getting naked
When he's doing his drugs
Or the time he shot his dick off
When he sat on his gun
Or the time he hid in the lake
Runnin from cops
And then got ate by alligators
Man that's funny as f*ck
He lickin doorbells
And makin love to his dog
Dude don't care
He at the gym
Rubbing his shit on the walls
I heard she crazy
She's legendary
Legendary
I heard she's nuts
She's kind of scary
Kind of scary
Ladies a legend
She's legendary
Legendary
I heard she's crazy
She's kind of scary
Florida woman
Florida woman
A bunch of southern witches
Practice brujeria in the coven
Uh
Florida woman
Florida woman
Why you have to flick the f*ck off
Put your kid in the oven
She's stashing meth in her vag
A rolex in her vag
A crack pipe in her vag
Or an alligator in her pants
You know what's funny
She robbed an Arbys
Then the dummy called a cab
She was high probably
Shit made me laugh
Or stealing from the beauty store
To feed her habit
On her way to jail
She rubbed one out
Inside the paddy wagon
I heard he crazy
He's legendary
Legendary
I heard he's nuts
He's kind of scary
Kind of scary
Man he's a legend
He's legendary
Legendary
I heard he's crazy
He's kind of scary
Florida man
Florida man
A CO committing murders
Also part of the klan
Dam
Florida man
Florida man
He masturbates at Mickey Ds
And gets a lifetime ban
Or he's up in the Target
Jerking off on the shoppers
Or he's in the Burger King
Makin love to his whopper
Or he's breaking into cop cars
With cops inside the car
A true rock star
Smokin cracks inside the WalMart
Or when he googled
How to burn a house down
Then burnt the house down
Don't ever drive ninety five
Headed south bound
Writer: Michael Abarca
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid