CRIMEAPPLE - Alleluia Lyrics

Skunk buttocks got my eyes chino
Waitin' on pins and needles for
A flock of seagulls
To stunt on you like my last name Knievel
'Til then it's ramen noodles, Hot Cheetos
My life a motion picture, no sequel
My competition small-time
Hang glide on Doritos
I'm the closest thing to
BIG since Cease-A-Leo
My parceritos leave you stiff
Like West Nile mosquitoes laugh (Ha ha ha)
Sippin' Jitos with a vicious trio
This ain't the kind of rain
You stop with a gazebo
None equal, I bleed chemo, cry pino
Drove my first hoop like a Benzito
Black seats, black tints
Even the rims was emo so it's only right I
Black out like Miguelito
During that blackout when the lame came
Tryna talk down on his people
I shoulda been suckin' my pain into a needle
Instead, I came to kill the game
And cut my vein in front the steeple
Driven by past torment and 200k, liquid
Seen the future, the got sprung
I feel like Pippen
Play my position in these
The zip smell like lemon (Right)
Haters breed like lemons
I trust my intuition (Right, okay)
Devils in high positions
Claimin' everything's changing but
The climate isn't
I neglect you 'cause my mind indifferent
The world listen, now my tide is risen
They skin itchin' when my rhymes are vented
They hardly Toni Kukočs, just poodles
I feel like Cujo
Ran with a stallion, she wilin', f*ck me to
I'm the shit, but haven't lost my scruples
(Nope) got my universal Metamucil
I twist the noodles on my fork
Consider peace and war
The leader of the free
World the Cheez Doodle, who woulda thought?
(Heh) crumble bread on stupid shit I bought
Knuckleheads out here gettin' taught
Strange, I feel regret, but no remorse (Woah)

Average rappers call for features when
It's hard to reach me (Nah)
I'd rather swallow bleach or harakiri
I'm just a horrid creature
Fiend for more cheese
Beamers and Jesus pieces
It's only right, the first time I got high
I was a fetus
Why shouldn't I swipe plastic like
A dagger at Neiman's? (Why?)
Anything less would be treason
We needed stamps to eat then
Playin' a role, clones chantin' allegiance
If I aim at a soul
Then you're gonna dance this evenin'
So relentless
Had to be when GOAT is mentioned
Movin' like a Nazarene with no religion
Couple magazines with no subscriptions
If you trippin', I heard the whispers
They wasn't loud enough
Just a deft of powder-puff
Everybody doubted son
Now Buffy the body slurp clam chowder up
Who said I ain't amount to much?
Failed algebra, now watch me count this up
(Brrr)
Out of town with stuff, this is analogous
(Brrr)
Sometimes the rap game reminds me of-well
Not exactly shit I dropped was so pure
Some locals tried to snatch me
I'd be surprised if a lil'
Whatever tried to scratch me
When I'm spazzin', I'm colder
Like I've been cryo napping
Y'all gon need vinyl plastic
When I'm simulcasting (Woah)
You gon' need Aflac
Your shit is pyroclastic
Bad news, bad back this ain't chiropractic
When I'm writin', I'm M bison
Pen moving psychopathic
I rolled my first Jeffrey
With a Bible passage