Crimson Catastrophe - Nuclear Cheese Lyrics

Nuclear cheese gets into your brain
Nuclear cheese will drive you insane
Nuclear cheese from my supermarket
I drive my car in but there's nowhere to park it
The parking lot's full of cows with talons
Because everyone knows they get good miles per gallon
Nuclear cheese gets into your brain
Nuclear cheese will drive you insane
Nuclear cheese will take you to Mars
Nuclear cheese from here to the stars
Nuclear cheese is infinitely better
Than provolone, Swiss, Romano, or cheddar
Nuclear cheese gets into your brain
Nuclear cheese will drive you insane
Nuclear cheese doesn't make good swimwear
And it won't restore your lost hair
Nuclear cheese gets into your brain
Nuclear cheese will drive you insane
And so does this song even though it's lame
Nuclear cheese brain
Nuclear cheese brain
Drive you insane
Nuclear Cheese
Nuclear Cheese