Painting my house in the late 1980s
Painting it pink to pick up the Ladies
But a guy alone in a pink house looks kind of shady
Pimping my rocket in the late 2080s
Pimping my rocket in the late 2080s
Putting spinners on the boosters to impress all the ladies
Lost it playing cards because he had the ace of spadies
So I took my time machine and went back through decadies
Shaping my rock in the late million 80s
Making it round to roll for the ladies
Put it on an axle to make it rotatey
But they all want caveman hunters' babies
Leaving caveman era for some other 80s
Starting human civilization between the Tigris and the Euphrates
Thought I could pick up some Neanderthal ladies broke my time machine in bc 180
Slaying pterodactyls and singing slim shady
My life is going worse than 2010 Haiti
How I wish I was back in the ADs
Pimping my hoverchair in the late 6
Wait that doesn't make sense
Painting my house in the late 1980s
Painting it pink to pick up the Ladies
Gonna put it on an axle to make it rotatey
But they all want caveman hunters' babies