Croydon Tourist Office - Three Bears Lyrics

Once upon a time
There we three
Bears
Mummy Bear
Daddy Bear
And little Baby Bear

Mummy Bear cooked some breakfast
A big old load of porridge
And she said
Come on, you lot.
I've cooked some porridge.
Do you want to come and eat it

And they said
I dunno
Might be too hot
Why don't you check

So she check the porridge
And indeed it was
Rather warm

So she said to the
Baby Bear
What are you doing
He said
I'm playing on my Xbox
And she said to Daddy Bear
What are you doing
And he said
I'm watching Police Interceptors on Channel 5
Recorded from last night

So she said
Is anyone here interested in breakfast
They said
Not right at the moment
No
So she said
Sod it
I'm going out to McDonald's for a double sausage and egg McMuffin meal
And then a car boot sale

So she did