I've heard you're lacking rational and clarity,
I've heard this week has been a test of your sanity,
And I'm yet to work out who's worse off (you or her?)
She's a long term friend and she's a safe bet,
You trust her with anything,
You can't believe she said it wouldn't be awkward at all,
After you visit her bed in drunken desperation,
It's weird that it's good cos you know her family and her situation,
And you're supposed to like Lauren,
Well Lauren is lovely but she might be too much,
She talks about commitment and her degree is really good,
And there's part of you that just likes being alone,
So you told her that your heart's not in it,
You told her that your heart's not in it,
You told her that your heart's not in it,
The poor girl can't catch a break.
Now you're on a comedown and you've cancelled your date,
You kinda feel like crying cos your Uber Eats is late,
And all your flat mates have gone home for the weekend,
How long will it be until you meet the one?
Someone that will listen when you put your awful music on and even you know,
It all sounds the same my friend,
You've started so you'll finish,
You've started so you'll finish,
You've started so you'll finish,
Just watch it all go wrong,
She was meant to be a safe bet,
She was meant to be a safe bet,
She was meant to be your safe bet,
Oh,
She was meant to be a safe bet (what is she then?),
She was meant to be a safe bet (what is she then?),
She was meant to be your safe bet.