CuntyNation - renaissance fair Lyrics

Welcome, to the 69th annual Renaissance Fair
Hosted by CuntyNation
I don't want to pay 20 goddamn pounds for a f*cking watermelon
So I'm going to suck off the merchant to get it for free
I like to see men joust with their hard penises as I partake in the indulgence of succulent roasted beef
I also find myself in a most foolish state ????
In other words I'm drunk as fuh
I'm going to brand my mucosa and then shit and clap on the petting zoo animals
Let's go grab the axe thrower's axes and shove them up our holes
Hopefully I didn't get any... rugburn from shoving all this cloth up my pussy
The sword swallower sucks on an 18-inch freaky, evil sword
I watch as it comes out his butt
The fencers fight with dildos
Someone chops off someones toes
We're taking off our robes
Stripping down naked butt
We love the rennassex fair! UHH
When the jester takes off his robe I'm delighted to see his colossal cock
I'd gladly savor the pleasure of f*cking it
Torture device awaits
They're sick of my ass, mark the date
The iron maiden marks my fate
But I will simply fornicate
With the executinor inside the iron maiden!!! UHHH
Put your sword up my butt
I want to bob for apples with no robe on
Someone might slip up my pussy hole on accident
I want to go to a public execution
And watch my foe get hung
Shed my garments with haist
They're unable to find my waist
They think my rack is beautiful
But now they actually put me on the rack and I die
We love the rennassex
We love the rennassex
We love the rennassex fair, UHHH