[ Featuring
Silicone ]
It's just another f*cking thing
I add them like collector's editions
Dude, 20 years old, no parent permissions
Tard field trip, I'm finger blasting a baddie
A fine ass teacher screaming, calling me daddy
She said piss on me zaddy
I like it dirty and nasty, tomorrow morning
Dick look like the health inspector's Krabby Patty
And my good pal Joey gonna f*ck himself a fatty
Rolling fatty's, Patty Mayo on her face she's screaming madly
Fall in love with a high school cheerleader
Get a bad cramp, needed Pepto
She gave me a two leader
I want to pluck all the hairs on her lip
While she sucks on my dick, on the whip like a horse breeder
My dome delicate, like a glass house
Hop the fence at the zoo, pull off on a pelican
Either Zach's dead or I'm Nelson Mandela's kid
All without the Melanin
Like a Bad Lieutenant dick
House colder than an Eskimo cock
Inside a Polar Bear's molars
Listening to classic rock
Balls pink
Chest looking like the set of Wes Anderson's latest biopic
Of my favorite jizz sock
What the f*ck was that noise in the middle of the night?
Sleeping at Dale's house never felt right
Your mom's cold sores or his brothers bad pores
F*cking tickle me pink and make me vision white lights
Pop off of the top, go to work on my crops
Cream of them shits like your dog after walks
Reminds me of Dale and his mom's liver spots
Crock pot full of hot sauce, locks from a Rasta
And coins
What, I, what, get what I want
Eyelids off poke my dick in your Iris
Slight buzz from the ivy
I be packing that shit in my bowl come and find me
She got warts so I dusted off the condom box
Slap the taint with vapor rub just to top it off
F*cking nuts like I'm clapping squirrel cheeks
Call me Sandy 'cause I'm at the f*cking beach where I preach
Go dumb hard, oh f*ck, make that shit literal
Forrest couldn't possibly be a bigger liberal
Laughing, getting head while I'm watching Deuce Bigelow
It's just another thing, another berry on the mistletoe
