Woke up this mornin' with a twinge in my rear
Feels like a fire burnin', oh dear-o dear
I've tried all the remedies, but nothin' seems to work
These hemorrhoids got me feelin' like a butt of a joke
Sittin' on my donut pillow, tryin' to ease the pain
But every time I move, it's like a hurricane
Doctor says it's common, happens to us all
But this itch and irritation got me feelin' small
Oh, hemorrhoids, won't you leave my behind?
I'm tired of the discomfort, the itch and the grind
I'm sittin' here, prayin' for a painless serenade
Hemorrhoids, go away, don't come back another day (oh-oh)
Oh, hemorrhoids, won't you leave my behind?
I'm tired of the discomfort, the itch and the grind
I'm sittin' here, prayin' for a painless serenade
Hemorrhoids, go away, don't come back another day (oh-oh)
Cyber Cowboy - Painless Serenade Lyrics
Cyber Cowboy - Painless Serenade Lyrics
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Woke up this mornin' with a twinge in my rear
Feels like a fire burnin', oh dear-o dear
I've tried all the remedies, but nothin' seems to work
These hemorrhoids got me feelin' like a butt of a joke
Sittin' on my donut pillow, tryin' to ease the pain
But every time I move, it's like a hurricane
Doctor says it's common, happens to us all
But this itch and irritation got me feelin' small
Oh, hemorrhoids, won't you leave my behind?
I'm tired of the discomfort, the itch and the grind
I'm sittin' here, prayin' for a painless serenade
Hemorrhoids, go away, don't come back another day (oh-oh)
Oh, hemorrhoids, won't you leave my behind?
I'm tired of the discomfort, the itch and the grind
I'm sittin' here, prayin' for a painless serenade
Hemorrhoids, go away, don't come back another day (oh-oh)
Feels like a fire burnin', oh dear-o dear
I've tried all the remedies, but nothin' seems to work
These hemorrhoids got me feelin' like a butt of a joke
Sittin' on my donut pillow, tryin' to ease the pain
But every time I move, it's like a hurricane
Doctor says it's common, happens to us all
But this itch and irritation got me feelin' small
Oh, hemorrhoids, won't you leave my behind?
I'm tired of the discomfort, the itch and the grind
I'm sittin' here, prayin' for a painless serenade
Hemorrhoids, go away, don't come back another day (oh-oh)
Oh, hemorrhoids, won't you leave my behind?
I'm tired of the discomfort, the itch and the grind
I'm sittin' here, prayin' for a painless serenade
Hemorrhoids, go away, don't come back another day (oh-oh)
Writer: Brian Ducharme
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