dave the thugged out ghetto hottie Lyrics
ghetto style Lyrics
i'm a hottie the most fly thugged out guy u knoe i'm sexxi girls like my winky i
smoke trees (perry actually thougbht i smoked a BRANNCh) heres what she wrote
about me to dnaielle in her web page Danielle im gunna pee everywhere.... you
made me scared when u told me dave was coming over...lol i feel sick >:( i had
a winky... it was tramatizing... eww danielle is getting aped by john... so i'm
gunna go online.... daves coming over john and h's a harrison guy so u better
get off danielle so we can go meet him...OGM! oH goD mY! wait it's Oh my God!
OMG spider! MMooTivaTe mEeE i waNna get myself oUt of thiS plaCe... Good
CharloTTe...lmao uMM i feel like a stalker! AcK bruNo! DannY! boTh! Ah i'm
confused. lets spend 9 dollars in quarters on the fone with pete at the movie
theaters... oh no here come the big scary dude with a frowN... i have to pee
again... i think i drink too much soda... nahh i'm just scared of dave...lol
sitting on the curb with mandy... PaSsioNs! lol Migue!
l is SUCH a hottie...lol uMmM mike is making fun of me... it's not my fault i'm
blonde...lets hide in the bushes and when dave and pete some i'll jump out and
scare them... ohhhh perry's using big words.... "13 year old girl lyed in street
whil her friend danielle waited to see if here 2 older friends where coming.
while Perry *ponDereD* when they were coming, dave and pete appeared out of
nowhere, running over perry" lol uMm PhySco MothhErs!?
coughcoughCOMMERCIALcoughcough... omg dave f_cked amanda! i'm tramatized! how
COULD HE?! he's my fish man! well... just the hott guy who thinks im crazy..i'm
sccarred!*sigh* haha me talking to eddie... you like my fish? his name is
bullwinklie. i stole him sorta from that old dudde. if u give me a duck i'll
give you mr. bullwinkle and he can be like your main attraction in the pool.
haha i made him snort coffee.... dave is SOOO hott! so is JAMIE!!! so i get
dave... wait doesnt jackie like him too? ok we share dave n u get jamie and i
ha!
ve eddie too...lol i knoe what danielle is thinking!! ok benji SOO looks cuter
in this picture..lol i feel like a retard around dave... cuz like you knoe i'm
gunna use a big word now... i cant comphrehend the online funnie dave w/ the
sitting in car dave who hardly talked to me and didnt knoe what the hell i was
talking about when i did ask him something... haha umm i think mike miranda ia a
hottie? wait danielle does? SHYT! oh HEY mike! i forgot you were on the fone! ha
ha it's not MY fault he wanted to talk to me... he thinks i'm from GCA! lol cuz
u knoe... i'm in school with danielle... i'ma beat u with the carnivals dog if u
hit me with that pillow... um can u explain that whole peeing in the wind--it's
a *non- carny* thing?? lol ahh naughy thought... apples and bananas...Super
ducky space cowboy tu tienes un gato en el amigos pantelones? hah i can only say
bad things in spainish.... three musketeers.. me you and mandy... Perry the
major blonde ditz musketeer...danielle th!
e boy-scouting angel [the world would die w/o her lmao] and amanda the crazy
bely button pierced general hospital fan musketeer... dadadudadududamamdam
[music form the three musketerrs] lol umm lets all make a fool outta ourselves
in front of hot guys... perry the chickn has sumthin in his teeth! omg! does he
rely! lemme check... manda lets see u make a fool outta yerself... yes waving
hands in pulic all around like yer physco in fine.. ahh dirty mexicans are
chasing us...ya knoe drugs are BAD danielle! lol i tried to convince mike
that..lol hinhintnnudgenudge... jackie thinks i'm crazzy.... i should be a
cheerleader... i'm perky enough... i'm sexy i'm cool i dont like to go to
school... c! i can sOoO b a cheerleader... uMm getting chased by claire neone?
lol duCk! DucK! lets watch hey arnold... he's like the colest guy with a big
head... that i knoe... perry u dont knoe him... shhhh thats our secret... i
wanna watch COW and CHICKEN.. there so cool... heh heh heh *ChoKe* i c!
hoked on a frisbee... wwhhhaatta ya talking about? lets go talk to hot guys....
wait i forgot i had a BF... Sephora.... omg omg hands in pocket hands in
pocket... dammit i like ate my eyeliner.... oh wait that was yours... operation
hot guy picks us up... waking up at 3 in the morning cuz that dam wooden block
fell on my head... DAnielle... *sobsob* why'd u hit me? i didnt! somethin fell
on your head... ahh DDaddiiiee..lol my dad and the hielium ballons... hi hoo the
merry ooooo.... snow whites men were prettie dam sexxi....lol SkanKi! yuCk danny
has a ballon! run! ok heres the plan... we hide in bushes till he comes and then
we jump on him and bite him like savage animals... umm no thnaks thats crossing
the line.... but he threw u into car... ok lets go with perrys plan... lets
fight with danielles dad about how the world would end w/o danielle... hah hah
hah thats so no cool. ok your having a bad hairday and i had a DAM WINKY for 3
hous at lacrosse So ShhhH! i have WAY more!
problems then you! lol i try so hard to be serious when somthing funnie happens
to me... but every one looks at me and i acnt stop laughing.... dam jackie must
have to pee alot... o that was the sink.. ah ha i knew that.. i dont think there
coming... but lets hide in the bushes neway... omg bee! run run run... i dont
feel well.... lets eat chocolate... here kitty kitty kitty... no kitty thats my
pot pie!! mmoooommm! kitty's being a DilDO! well i knoe a certain kity kitty
that'll b sleepin with mommie tonight.... lol South park... firemans carnival
with johnny.... lets sit on the bench.... i wanna go swimming in the river...
*plop* hheeelllllpppp!!! aammeeeannn!!! i fell in the river! and i cant get up!
amean! u have to come save me! "captain Amean to the rescue...!" yES danielle
LAUGH at me while im SOAKING WETT! thats very funnie! u WANNA HUG!? i'll give
you a HUG!... mark and dave coming down to get me to go into the river...
oouuchh i stepped on a nail!! we got the tire!
out.... dave mark dany chris and them in the river.... screaming.... OMG!
PERRY! gues what happened??! what happened chris?! we got attacked by a
HUGMONGOUS FISH!! lol snaking the guys into the house.... ohhh shyt! your moms
home! back door! teddy chris mark jeremy mike danny and hunter coming voer my
house and jumping off the back porch into hhesnow.. jeremy and devon playing
playstation.... snow all in my house... omg i'm so dead... moms home! get out
get out!! lol watching 10 guys jump over porch and run like they've never run
before.... dave sitting in his car and my mom pulls up next to him... dave wave
wave wave wave ... umm why? just DO IT... physco mom!? catch and throw at 11 at
night ouside wating for pete and dave with jackie on the fone with mike.... omg
someone just got on the fone.... and is yellin at mike.... speaking of the
muffin man song... lol Pete singing at 2 in the morning... he hates me now...
whoopsies.. me talking to mike... yea courtney wants u again.!
. how do u knoe... cuz we were *BiffeRs* nah i'm kidding tho... whats so funnie!
DDDANNIEELLEE he's laughing at me again... danny is hott? ballonebruno oh i'm
just confused