Die Antwoord - Donker Mag Album Lyrics

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Dont Fuk Me

[Tony's voicemail:] You have reached Ciulla Management, unfortunately there is no one here to take your call. Leave your name and a message

[Ninja:] Tony, Ninja. Listen my friend, I only tell you one time. Don't f*ck me Tony. Don't you ever try to f*ck me

[Yolandi:] Ninja who are you speaking to?

[Ninja:] Oh I was just leaving a message for Tony

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Ugly Boy

[Hook - Yolandi:]
Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

[Verse 1 - Ninja:]
Aye
You and me make the whole world jealous
God knows I know my homegirl's precious
Life is crazy I know God bless us
Chill the f*ck out I got this
You
Got nothing to worry about trust me
You trust in Ninjie cause he don't play
Everything's going to be okay
I can make your problems go away
And I ain't scared of shit
Whatever the f*ck it is I take care of it
If you're strapped for cash, heading straight for a crash
I can make cash rain on your ass
Anything you want (You got it)
Anything you need (You got it)
Anything at all (You got it)
Just keep it real with me (You got it)

[Hook:]
Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

Yes I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

[Verse 2 - Ninja:]
You f*ckin' mental, my crazy little girl
Maybe the most psycho chick in the world
You mystical shit just's not physical
What you and me got's unf*ckwithable
Respect me receive my protection
I'm always right by your side like a weapon
Love me I grant you there will be love
F*ck with my girl there will be blood
All my bitches love me, aw man it's tough
One crazy girl's more than enough
This is not ordinary love
This thing you an' me got girl (Mm)
I believe it's magic (Magic)
I believe it's magic (Magic)
I believe it's magic (Magic)
Magic (Magic)

[Hook:]
Oo I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

[Verse 3 - Yolandi:]
Ugly on the skin
But you're lovely from within
An angel kiss from me to you
Always there for me when I'm feelin' blue
You say you'll stick with me and I know you well
I just get so emotional
When I'm down and feeling weak
With tears streaming down my cheeks
You say the sweetest things
Like material stuff don't mean a thing
But you take care of me to keep you safe
You so freaky babe

[NINJA:]
Yo
Anything you want (You got it)
Anything you need (You got it)
Anything at all (You got it)
Just keep it real with me (You got it)

[Hook:]
Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me
Oo I love my ugly boys

Yes I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

Ooh I love my ugly boy
Me love you long time
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
You're one crazy motherf*cker (Why?)

Yes I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Aaa he f*ck you up boy
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

Peow!
I love him

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Happy Go Sucky F*cky

[YO-LANDI:]
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
Don't need no one f*ckin up my shit!

Okay! Bitch! Get the f*ck off me!
I'll bring you the f*ck out
Cos I choose to be free!
F*ck your rules! Who are you to tell me
what I can and can't do?
F*ck you bitch you just wanna be me!

I'm [?] properly
Nobody f*ck with me
Wear what the f*ck I like in the streets
Rock my chommiez like a G
You're not the boss of me!
Rock em like no apology [?]
Neil says that I'm a anomale
[NINJA:] I get money for free
That shit just comes to me
You can get lost in, trespassing [?]
in my mystic company
I spit heavy shit, don't need no bitch tell me shit
If a bitch try n f*ck with me
that bitch better be fit!

[Y:] We live the life we love
We love the life we live
[N:] I do what I wanna do sweetheart
that's my prerogative
[Y:] We live the life we love
We love the life we live
Don't need no one f*ckin up my shit!

Okay! Bitch! Get the f*ck off me!
I'll bring you the f*ck out
Cos I choose to be free!
F*ck your rules! Who are you to tell me
what I can and can't do?
F*ck you bitch you just wanna be me!

F*ck your rules! F*ck f*ck your rules!
F*ck your rules! F*ck f*ck your rules!

Our zef rights get sued
some poofies in the hood
La di dah di, yo we party
till the cops go woo!
People think I'm interesting
cuz I have fun n do my own thing
I'm small, now smile for da camera
[?]

[N:]
Some people think I'm insane
or they think I'm in pain
This is my resting bitch face
nothin but okay!
We third world nigga
We try our best we don't give a
I'm African and I'm proud
Now lets all get down!

[HI-TEK:]
Lets all get down
Lets all get down
Lets all get
Lets all get
Lets all get down
Lets all get down
Lets all get down
Lets all get
Lets all get
Lets all get down

[Y:]
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
[N:] I do what I wanna do sweetheart
that's my prerogative
[Y:] Love is strange
Love is dark
Love sucks when you got
A broken heart
Love is weird
Love ain't smart
Love can fix a broken heart
Make it glow in the dark

Techno heartbeat
Techno heartbeat
Tek-tek-tek-tek
Techno heartbeat
Techno heartbeat
Techno heartbeat
Tek-tek-tek-tek
Techno heartbeat

I'm [?] properly
Nobody f*ck with me
Wear what the f*ck I like in the streets
Rock my chommiez like a G
You're not the boss of me!
Rock em like no apology [?]
Neil says that I'm a anomale

[N:]
Okay! Bitch! Get the f*ck off me!
I'll bring you the f*ck out
Cos I choose to be free!
F*ck your rules! Who are you to tell me
what I can and can't do?
F*ck you bitch you just wanna be me!
We third world nigga
Get the f*ck off me!
I'll freak you the f*ck out
Cuz I choose to be free
F*ck your rules! Who are you to tell me
what I can and can't do?
F*ck you bitch you just wanna be me!

[ALL:]
F*ck your rules! F*ck f*ck your rules!
F*ck your rules! F*ck f*ck your rules!
F*ck your rules! Who are you to tell me
what I can and can't do?
F*ck you bitch you just wanna be me!

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Zars

[Ninja:]
Tjekkit...
A lot of people ask me
Why I sometimes speak with an Afrikaans accent
Tjek, the cool thing about South Africa is that
You got 11 national languages to choose from
So, if I'm speaking to an Afrikaans person
I can speak in an Afrikaans accent
And if I'm speaking to an English person
I can speak with a f*cking English accent
And when I'm speaking to my brotha's
We like to speak with a black accent nê!
Ola Magitas!
En meskien voel dit net lekker om met ʼn fokken zef Afrikaans aksent te gooi
En meskien maak dit my net fokken ZARS om woorde soos poes, en naai, en fok, en kont, en piel suig, en hol naai te sê
En meskien maak dit jou meisie se klein slym konyntjie lekker sapperig nat as ek so praat
En wat die fok is verkeerd daarmee, huh?
Jissis! Ek's nou so fokken zars
Ek poes sommer my bed kassie in sy moer in

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Raging Zef Boner

What you gonna do today Ninjie, huh?
Same thing I do every day.
Kick some zef raps, speak to girls, try n take over the world.
Cool!
Uh! Ay yo what the f*cks pumping up in this bitch?
Ninja's back, hold on to your pantiez!
I rap fast so I make that mad cash
if you don't like it you can kiss my black ass!

Oh ho! Hold up!
When I'm on da mic its like Oh F*ck!
Mad pussy on tap when you blow up!
Who's your favourite rapper Ninja? Myself.
All the sexy girls want to kiss me brah
All around the world they say they miss me huh
Now I say 'you okay? How you been sweetheart?'
What you gonna do today Ninjie huh?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do, f*ck
cos not doing whatever the f*ck you wanna do sucks!
Girls wiggling, giggling, tellin me I'm the man
but everytime I take off my f*ckin underpants

[Chorus:]
Some girls start crying, some girliez run away
I'm like 'huh what the f*ck man okay'
Just relax yourself baby, its gonna be okay
It's not my fault I was born dis way
I'm an African come on girl you know whats up
This big motherf*ckin dick is whats up
Brave girlz always got a lot of love
for my raging zef boner!

Wow! I'm a big f*ckin rap star now!
Jump on da mic and make those girlz pants fall down
I even got my own Instagram: RotGot23
Girlz so horny! Boobs in my inbox!
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera,
Yo booty booty booty
Woah! Big fat boobies!
Send a pic of my dick back.
Do chicks really dig that?
Duh! Spit this big fat blunt
Scroll scroll scrolly scrolly
Hold up!
Take it deeper n deeper, the more you blow up!
Oh man f*ck! Yo this chicks hot!
'Maybe I'm just chillin' when it should say NOT!
I feel like I'm tripping on acid bru
This big tits girly with the fantastic boobs
Rot Got gets rude, little rattiez getting nude!
'I really hope I'm not getting catfished dude'

[Chorus]

This one chick, pretty little blonde chick
small bitch, mad bunny, a honey not a dumb chick
a fun chick, 'f*ck phone sex baby I'm sick!
Stop f*ckin around get your arse over here come quick!'
'I loved you Ninjie but you're really far away'
Next day little baby getting on a plane
I got mad motherf*ckin expensive taste
I pulled a bitch all expenses paid
Mm what motherf*cker on the mic, I'm hype!
Little ratty got a pussy and it's tight tight tight!
Rot dog with a big fat African dick
I'm draggin it slow, n then I'm stabbin it quick
F*ck you you f*ckin f*ck, don't you like the raw shit?
Babe you know my motto, 'if it doesn't fit, force it'
Oh shit shit shit! F*ck I'm gonna cum!
I'm gonna cum from lookin at your bum!

[Chorus]

F*ck like Ninja!
Try new 'Wat Kyk Jy' condom!
Keep it simple, Keep it safe.

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Pompie


(Laughing)

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Cookie Thumper!

There once was a little girl
Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy
But when that bad boy got out of prison
That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble!

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja
'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
[Translated:]
That boy anies, he's a f*ckin ghetto boy
Anies chills in jail
'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?
26? 27? or are you a 28?

Throw dem devilish gang signz in da air
Start giving it up 4 little evil me
My fingerz r green coz I'm a mean dope fiend
I'm wicked like mad d.o.g
Fresh like a little dark g.o.d
Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow
Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned
Mudaf*ckn mindz get blown
Every time I rap in2 da microphone
My zef accent iz very foreign
When I speak overseaz dey go: I beg your pardon?
U can't get me like eric cartman
Naughty little kitty go meow
Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now
Jas little devil make your dick go wow
Chea boy! yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gangsta
Haai, daai bra anies hy lam innie mang ja
'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
[Translated:]
That boy anies, he's a f*ckin gangster
Damn! anies is chilling in jail
'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?
26? 27? or are you a 28?

Daai bra anies hy droom innie mang ja
Van my punani, ja jys lekker jas bra
Vinger in jou hol in, nxa! haal uit die ganja
Ja pakkie zol in! klap it soos n rasta
[Translated:]
That boy anies, he's dreaming in jail
Dreaming of my punani, yeah you heavy horny boy
Finger in your ass, nice! whip out the weed you smuggled in
Ja roll it up, light it up, hit like a rasta

I rhyme tight! tight! tight! tight!
Spark mosh-pit shit coz I rhyme so hype
Put me in front of sum1 I don't like
I go punch! kick! bite! fight!
I'm kray-kray like o.d.b.
Yo-landi down wid o.p.p.
I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat
2 much bubbly den I go pee-pee
Look out here cum little evil me
I got a itchy little need 4 speed
Rap on da beat like a hi-speed chase song
I gooi rooi! no mudafukin breaks on
All deze pop songz sound like da same song
I burn dem! ja mudaf*cka flame on!
Bow down 2 her mudaf*ckn majesty
No rapper out dere az bad az me!

Sny jou koekie!
Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie!
[Translated:]
Cut your little cake
Cut-cut your little fishy cake
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja
'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
[Translated:]
That boy anies, he's a f*ckin ghetto boy
Anies chills in jail
'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?
26? 27? or are you a 28?

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken gangsta
Daai bra anies hy's vars uitie mang ja
Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?
Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum bra!
[Translated:]
That boy anies, he's a f*ckin gangster
That boy anies, he's fresh out of jail
Show him punani, where's your cookie thumper?
Give him punani, but he wants my bum-bum!

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken rou bra
Ek blom met anies lekker oppie sofa
He love yo-landi coz I'm blonde all over
Maar yoh! daai anies hy hou van my boude!
[Translated:]
That boy anies he's a f*ckin raw boy
I chill with anies nice on the sofa
He's loves yo-landi cos I'm blonde all over
But jeez! that anies, he really loves my bum-bum!

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Girl I Want 2 Eat U

[Intro:]
Yeah
Aye!
You look nice
Jissis!
You look good enough to eat girl
You're making me hungry!
F*ck!

Jy's a mal naaier maar ek hou van jou baie

[Verse 1 - Ninja:]
Ninja jump on the mic and set your panties on fire
I've got a bunch of girlies I can hit up whenever
They're wild and they're sexy and they're cute and they're clever
They gimme all their love and affection yeah but they never
Give me f*cking shit cause I'm nice like that
I'm gonna sip my champagne with vagina (Yuh)
I wanna be your sticky little slimer (Yuh)
I'm gonna eat you baby I'm a tiger
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken!

[Chorus:]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I want 2 eat u
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I want 2 eat u
Haha

[Verse 2 - Yolandi:]
I'm a happy little chef, cooking up a storm
A happy little naked chef I cook with nothing on
Uh, word to your mum, cooking is the bomb
Nothing like a nice warm cookie in your palm
Feelin' how I feel about you
So ultra baba I just wanna be around you
You know how I feel inside too
I really, really, really, really like you
Rawwwwwwwwwwr! Hear me roar!
My motherf*ckin selection is so incredible
White girl, black girl
Skinny girl, fat girl, YUH
What a lot of vagina baby give me more
Mushy, tushy, gushy, bushy, smells like sushi
Lickity-spit, peanut butter she know what I want
Check it baby if you wanna be my number one
Let me know your future plans

[Chorus:]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I want 2 eat u
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I want 2 eat u
Haha

[Verse 3:]
Ooooh boy I know you love me
I also know you're crazy and you wanna be free
And I know you care about me and you feel for me
Plus I know you're for real and you'd kill for me
Baby, it's a rockin' and roll
And you're sweet I really like it that you're fokken hardcore
God bless you baba you a dream come true
That's why I really, really, really, really love you
Girls like to mic check my M.I.C
Go happy go sucky f*cky for me
Panties hit me in the face like wicked
Smells like fish, TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
OH? YEAH! F*CK!
IM TOO HUNGRY!
IM GONNA GET YOU GIRL!

[Chorus:]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I want 2 eat u
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Hey Hey Hey
I want 2 eat u
Haha

[Yolandi:]
Cooking is so fun
Cooking is so fun
Now it's time to take a break and see what we have done
Ah, it's ready
Wait a minute, what we're doing isn't cooking at all

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Pitbull Terrier

[Intro:]
Black Cats, White Cats
All my Zef Cats, look out
Big dog in the place to be!

[Chorus x3:]
Pitbull terrier
I am a pitbull terrier

[Ninja:]
Pussy, for bad boy
No pussy, sad boy
You're making me crazy
Mal in the skull boy
All work and no play
Make Ninja a dull boy
I'm a animal, love me
I kill you, don't f*ck me
Your pitbull, he's crazy
Baby don't hate me
I'd never leave your side, f*ck that
I need to freak cause I love that
Berzerk shit and I worship
You

[Pre-Chorus:]
Yeah
Black Cats, White Cats
All my Zef Cats, look out
Big dog in the place to be! (Oh)
Big dog in the place to be! (Yo)
Big dog in the place to be!
Big dog make you scream!

[Chorus x2:]
Pitbull terrier
I am a pitbull terrier

[Yo-Landi Visser:]
B-b-baby
Here, boy
Are you crazy?
Down boy
Look at your cross face
Why you so serious?
You're so intense
Maybe why I'm so curious
I'm a lost soul, save me
Emotional, sway me
Touch me, shake me
I'm game, play me
Love me, hate me
Kiss me, take me
Break me, make me
Yours

F*ckin with the ultimate

[Chorus x4:]
Pitbull Terrier
I am a Pitbull Terrier
F*ckin with the ultimate

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Strunk

[INTRO - YOLANDI:]
Ah, love. lovey love love love love love love
Makes you feel so trippy!
Like you're stoned and drunk at the same time
Strunk! 24/7 baba

[VERSE 1- NINJA:]
You make me feel like every day is Saturday my friend
Go to sleep, wake up it's Saturday again
I'm a busy man, I'm goin 'round the world
Got me f*cked up by the baddest pretty little girl
And all I really wanna do
Is get on a plane and come and visit you
Fly close to the sun jesus whats going on?

[Chorus x2:]
Oh my god I'm so strunk
Stone drunk. Oh f*ck
Help me lord I'm so strunk
F*cked up. Love drunk

[VERSE 2 - YOLANDI:]
I'm zoning out in my room all alone
Staring at the f*cking telephone
Is this for real or are you just playing games?
Haven't heard from you in three whole days
You told me you want me to be your girl
Look into my eyes and promise me the world
Tell me is this really true romance
Or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Party tonight everybody's goin' on tellin' me we gotta go
Just close the door switch off the light leave me alone I don't wanna f*cking go
F*ck your pinky promise playboy, cause you steal my heart and then you go
Just leave me so desperately lonely

[Chorus x2]

[VERSE 3 - NINJA/YOLANDI:]
Love lifts you up like an eagle, baby girl
You're so cool, you're so nice you're so natural you're so sex
Love f*cks you up like an evil angel
You so cool, cool as ice but playboy you tell f*cking lies

[Chorus x2]

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Do Not Fuk Wif Da Kid

Oh, shame
Is it difficult?
If you got something to say
Say it to my face
Don't be a little bitch and put up a front
Did you really think you could f*ck with the evilest rap girl in the whole planet
And get away with it?
Oh, shame
No it doesn't work like that
What a little delusional asshole
You're so f*cking stupid
I see right through you
I can see you scared
And a scared man is not a pretty sight
Oh, shame
Run little scaredy cat
Run

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Rat Trap 666

[Intro:]
1, 2, ratties comin' for you
3, 4, better lock your door
5, 6, grab your crucifix
7, 8, gonna stay up late
9. 10, never sleep again
Muggsy!
Estevan
Success
Angel baby
Die f*cking Antwoord
From SA to LA

[Chorus x2:]
Caught up in this f*cking rat trap (666)
First the front then the backstab
Keep trying to f*ck me
Now look you make me change to be ugly

[Verse 1 - NINJA:]
Used to be my homie
Then you switched like a f*cking snitch!
Back when we's were homies
You told me you and me should both f*ck this bitch
Switched clique, hook up with the naff clits
Coulda hanged with my raw clique
Then when you see me shit spastic
Homegirl told me that you got a small dick
Then this dwankie model bitch claimed I hit on her
You wish bitch, you ain't all that
The only time that I hit on you
Is with the motherf*cking baseball bat
Got no pussy posse up on my shit
Self made motherf*cker, I'm rich
Cause I've spit the illest shit you ever heard in your life bitch!

[Chorus x2:]
Caught up in this f*cking rat trap (666)
First the front then the backstab
Keep trying to f*ck me
Now look you make me change to be ugly

[Verse 2 - YOLANDI/NINJA:]
You used to be my favourite
Back then didn't know you was a fake bitch
You couldn't try to apologise later, just save it
You were hit and miss, motherf*cking face it
Yo-lan-di's an anomaly
Told you, you don't wanna f*ck with me
If you don't like my shit unfollow me
I still believe in my dreams yo you knowwhatimean?
Caught up in this f*cking rat trap (666)
First the front then that backstab
You dwankie right hand bitch got no flavour
Looking at me like a f*cking screensaver
Uh, and you big f*cking fat left hand bitch
She bit off more than she could f*cking manage
Boy you stuck in the middle getting damaged
By sif soggy wack bitch sandwich!

[Bridge:]
Me, I tell it like it is
Mamma said baby you should never tell a fib
You think you the f*cking shit
Not a friend, you got no idea who you're f*cking with
Me, I tell it like it is
Mamma said baby you should never tell a fib
You think you the f*cking shit
Motherf*ckers got no idea who they f*cking with

[Verse - NINJA/YOLANDI:]
Ninjas pure evil
Ninja diss stupid f*cking people
Ninjas f*cking famous
Back home my face always in the papers
National embarrassment
South Africa's worst nightmare
Omnipresent motherf*cking zef god
Everywhere you look I'm right there (boo!)
I started this motherf*cking zef shit
Yolandi Vi$$er always on that next shit
I'm a f*cking rat not a copy cat
These happy cats take my style and molest it
Versace, yo they love on my shit
Self made motherf*cker I'm rich!
Cause I spit the illest shit you ever heard in your life bitch!

[Chorus x2:]
Caught up in this f*cking rat trap (666)
First the front then the backstab
Keep trying to f*ck me
Now look you make me change to be ugly

[Bridge:]
Me, I tell it like it is
Mamma said baby you should never tell a fib
You think you the f*cking shit
Not a friend, you got no idea who you're f*cking with
Me, I tell it like it is
Mamma said baby you should never tell a fib
You think you the f*cking shit
Motherf*ckers got no idea who they f*cking with

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I Dont Dwank

[Group argument - Yolandi:]
F*ck dude, I'm so f*cking pissed off dude
You know that f*cking picture with the.. with the chick with the f*cking big tits and the American bikini?
Well Kim.. Kim f*cking sent a picture to her and she said "Love from.. Yolandi Visser, prawn"
F*ck
She f*cking said.. I didn't say f*cking... I said
Ahhhhhhhhhh!

[Group argument - Hi-Tek:]
Ninja, Yolandi, f*ck bro
Like can you not drop f*cking, f*cking drop ash on my f*cking carpet
Jesus
Well.. it's just.. f*ck
You just f*cking shit up when you come dude, let's just have some f*cking respect bro
Have some f*cking respect dude
I don't even like... I don't even like you guys smoking in here!
Hold on, no
Actually, you know what? I'm not gonna f*cking drop the f*cking beat
F*ck you guys

[Group argument - Ninja:]
Sorry dude, sorry..
Yeah, yeah, yeah, mmhm
It wasn't me dude, sorry dude
Okay, I'm not talking to yo- just, shsshh
Just, can't I just f*cking, just, drop the f*cking beat man!

[Verse 1 - Ninja:]
Okay, well then..
F*ck a beat!
Yo, I don't f*ck up or suck up to anyone
I wake up when I want, make our props, get paid out my asshole
My DJ's the mothaf*ckin' business
Every time he hits me with a beat I'm like Jesus!
I don't need anyone to help me
Dropped my record label I'm still very f*ckin' wealthy
Money's not a problem, cash flow healthy
Vodacom was too expensive so I switched to Cell C
I don't ask famous people for their picture
When you see me on the streets just, be cool with the Ninja
Don't lose your f*ckin' mind just say "Hi, how you feelin'?"
I'll say fine
Now stop freaking out and tweaking and start eating up my time
I don't hand people my f*cking demo
Plus I never used to
Just make a track and drop that shit on YouTube
Quit steppin' to me dwankin' out
Try to f*cking suck up
Just let your shit speak for itself and shut the f*ck up!

[Yolandi:]
Yooo.. f*ck!
Drop the f*cking beat Hi-Tek
Drop the beat nigga!

[Verse 2:]
Fuuuuck.. Jissis
Yolandi, hoy!

[Yolandi:]
Yo
I don't dwank
I come make money
Plus I'm f*cking famous so I don't say sorry
Don't blame me girl go blame Anies
Yo get off my back he's the gangsta, I'm just a f*ckin' rat
I come from below, I run the show, rat's rule (Ya!)
You down to me, that's cool
You not down to me, what the f*ck's down witchu?
Brah, you got issues
What?
My shit just so hot
And we won't stop 'til we f*ckin' go pop
Like a f*ckin' soap opera
When you so popular
Don't f*ck with little Miss Visser cause I'll f*ck you up
I don't care
What you f*ckin' think
Next time you try f*ckin' with me maybe stop and think
"Why the hell am I so bothered by this chick?"
Am I maybe jealous or just f*ckin' retarded

[Verse 3 - Ninja:]
Hahaha
Yo
I don't cue
I walk right through
You know who I f*ckin' am man
Who the f*ck are you?
When I'm in the club I get more chicks than I can manage
Grinding me front and back like a Ninja f*ckin' sandwich
So don't stress
Everything I do is so sex
My style is so sex
My smile is so sex
My baba's so fresh
My rhyme's are so next
Zef god with the spark might as well flex
Don't send mothaf*cka's "Please call me!"
Uh-uh
I send mothaf*cka's airtime
By my f*ckin' stressed life
Me a little blessed life
Mama I don't lose
Betta' luck next time
Sucka's step back
You don't want to see Ninja snap
When I'm in South Africa I speak like I'm black
If you not a fan, why you keep coming back?
Exactly motherf*cka you bumping this track
You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid
You stupid mothaf*ckaaaaaa' (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid
You stupid mothaf*ckaaaaaa'

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Sex

[Hook - Yolandi Visser]
Sea, Sex and Sun (x2)

[Verse 1, Ninja]
No photo's please, I'm having private time
Trying to fuck around with Rhymes
It's cool yo, don't sweat it forget it
Just walk away or whatever, be a fucking bitch

I'm fucking rich, I'm not sort of rich
I get bored of bitches, yeah import a bitch
(Is this shit really going down?)
Of course it is, about the time to freak the sorcerers
What's up baby yo, and away we go
We'll get there fast then we take it slow
I'm a hard mutha'fucker with a tender soul
Don't give a fuck but I've got a heart made of gold
I switch off, forget about my enemies
You stare at me, like you're not scared of me
Just absorb the mutha'fucken energy
You and me, we can build a memory
And make ya' cum, then I'll make ya' cum some more
Harder than ya' ever fucking cum before
Then just fuck until you can't, fuck until you
Can't fuck no more, then fuck some more
And get Raw

[Hook - Yolandi Visser]
Sea, Sex and Sun (x4)

[Verse 2, Yolandi Visser]
Yolandi live a lekker life of luxury
Everybody know not to fuck with me
Na na na not the boss of me
But if you love me, I'm loving you loving me
My style so hot Versace copy me
Bitch don't be fucking with my [?]
Do I like breaking rules? Possibly
But if you gonna do it then fucking do it properly
I rap real cute with an ominous tone
LA with the weed and i wanna get stoned
Chilling like a motherfucker puffing it slow
I pop it so fuck it, I'm shopping at Rome
When I get home visiting my ugly boys
In the hood yeah they making big fucking noise
Have fun with guns and a bum full of cum and love my bum, still (?) a bit of

[Hook - Yolandi Visser]
Sea, Sex and Sun (x4)

[Ninja]
Hi-Tek,this beat is so sex

[Yolandi Visser]
My style's so hot (x4)

[DJ Hi-Tek]
Absorb... ma' energy (x6)

[Hook - Yolandi Visser]
Sea, Sex and Sun (x6)

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Moon Love

[Sixteen:] Mommy, my heart is broken
[Yolandi:] Hmm?
[Sixteen:] Because my daddy might fix it!
[Ninja:] Yea, I'll fix it, come here
[Sixteen:] Mommy can you move away?
[Ninja:] Come lie in your space, I'll tell her to go fix it. I'll fix it, lie in the space here
[Sixteen:] But mommy can't have a space for me here
[Ninja:] She's just dreaming. She's dreaming. Let me make a space, yeah?
[Sixteen:] Heh, sorry
[Ninja:] No problem. Just tell me whats the problem. Is your heart, is your heart - how does it feel? What's wrong with it? Is your heart broken? Okay, I'll fix it
[Sixteen:] Fix it like this, do that
[Ninja:] Just give me one tuck, I just love you so much
[Sixteen:] I can't get a tuck because my heart is broken
[Ninja:] I'll fix it
[Sixteen:] My heart is fixed!

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Donker Mag

[NINJA:]
Our father
Who art in heaven
Please watch over me
24/7
Please give me
Something to believe in
I'm either driven or crippled by these demons
Sometimes it feels like the power I wield is a blessing and a curse
And I wanna shine up on my brothers like the sun
But when my light is gone
Change to be ugly
I wanna be happy I don't wanna hurt the ones I love
They the ones who only getting hurt the most
Please send your angels
To save me from myself

I wanna feel free
I wanna feel please
Well I can feel pleased
If I'm feeling guilty
Please forgive me
For all my sins please
And forgive them who keep sinning against me
May my enemies live long so they can see me progress
I know that my biggest enemy is me and that pain is weakness leaving my body
And if I dance with the devil in the pale moonlight it's alright
But deliver me from evil with my soul intact
And no regrets
Amen