My WIFI has gone and left me
And the loneliness has cut me to the bone
I used to feel your warm embrace
Now your gone without a trace
I don't know how I'm gonna face this on my own
Now my WIFI has left me all alone
I remember the first time we connected
With a secret code that only we both knew
I felt your signal in the air, radiating everywhere,
And I couldn't wait for our next rendezvous
But then when I thought that everything was working
I noticed that you'd sometimes come and go
One minute you were always on
Then the next you've up and gone
Sometimes fast, and sometimes moving way to slow.
Cos my WIFI has gone and left me
And the loneliness has cut me to the bone
I used to feel your warm embrace
Now your gone without a trace
I don't know how I'm gonna face this on my own
Now my WIFI has left me all alone
Since you've gone, I've found another to provide me
With the intimate connections that I need
She's always there to turn me on
To play some game or fool around
And keep me moving at the oh-so perfect speed
But then someone else broke into our liaison
And now I see just how ephemeral it's been
I've searched every bar in town
Wondering where you might be found
Still trying to find the perfect WIFI for me
Cos my WIFI has gone and left me
And the loneliness has cut me to the bone
I used to feel your warm embrace
Now your gone without a trace
I don't know how I'm gonna face this on my own
Now my WIFI has left me all alone
Now my WIFI has left me all alone
[Thanks to tmmymoran for adding these lyrics]