Da Pranksters - Planet Yo Mama Lyrics

Aww, hell naw
Y'all ain't ready for this
Got to let it out, let it out
Here we go

Yo mama so big, she make earthquakes shiver
When she jump in the pool, it's the Mississippi River
She got more rolls than a bakery shop
Takes a whole damn bus just to make one stop

She got an afro so wide, it block out the moon
Need a whole damn crew just to comb that 'do
Yo mama so loud, she drown out the train
When she laugh, neighbors think it's thunder and rain

Yo mama, she's a legend in the streets
Her breath so bad, she knock out beats
Yo mama, she's got that sass
But damn, she's got a planet for an ass
Aww, yeah
Yo mama, damn, yo mama

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas
Took her six hours to watch 60 Minutes, no class
She so broke, she can't pay attention
But she still out here, actin' like she's pension

She got them heels so high, they touch the sky
But when she fall down, whole block waves goodbye
Yo mama so mean, even the devil's scared
She make Freddy Krueger wish he never dared

Yo mama, she's a legend in the streets
Her breath so bad, she knock out beats
Yo mama, she's got that sass
But damn, she's got a planet for an ass
Aww, yeah
Yo mama, damn, yo mama

Aww, hell
Yo mama so ugly, she make onions cry
And when she go to bed, even nightmares hide
Yo mama so greasy, she slide through the floor
Ain't no need for mops, she polish that store

Yo mama, she's a legend in the streets
Her breath so bad, she knock out beats
Yo mama, she's got that sass
But damn, she's got a planet for an ass
Aww, yeah
Yo mama, damn, yo mama

Said it, yeah, I said it
Don't you get mad, it's just the truth, baby
Yo mama, yo mama