Oh oh, we're blasting off, Elon's at the wheel
Got a text from Elon, he said, wanna ride?
Next thing I knew, I'm floating in the sky
Tesla spacesuit, I'm looking fly
Can't feel my feet, but man, I'm way too high
Zero G's got me doing flips
Elon's laughing, steering with his fingertips
Mars or bust, no room for doubt
But I forgot to pack, I hope there's In-N-Out
We're zoomin' through the stars, cruisin' at light speed
Elon's cracking jokes while I just try to breathe
Rocket fuel's burnin', heart's racin' fast
Elon took me to space, who knew it'd be such a blast?
He said, look out there, there's the Milky Way
But I'm too busy floating, holding on to my tray
Space burritos, zero gravity mess
I think I spilled salsa on his fancy space vest
Asteroids fly by, like a cosmic parade
Elon's playing DJ, synth beats on replay
He's got plans for Mars, I'm just here for the ride
Taking selfies with the stars, I'm losing my mind
We're zoomin' through the stars, cruisin' at light speed
Elon's cracking jokes while I just try to breathe
Rocket fuel's burnin', heart's racin' fast
Elon took me to space, who knew it'd be such a blast?
Mission control, we need snacks down here
Elon says, relax, there's no need to fear
Cue the strobe lights, space rave's begun
Dancing with aliens, this is too much fun
We're zoomin' through the stars, cruisin' at light speed
Elon's cracking jokes while I just try to breathe
Rocket fuel's burnin', heart's racin' fast
Elon took me to space, who knew it'd be such a blast?
I'll send you a postcard from Mars
With Elon, I'm shooting for the stars