[ Featuring Jonathan Hempstead ]
It's Taco Tuesday, time to fill up my plate
All those delicious flavors, I just can't wait
But little did I know, this would be my fate
My ass is on fire, I can't escape
I tried to cool it down with some ice
But the burn just won't subside
Now I'm regretting my choices tonight
Oh, the pain, it's just not right
Taco Tuesday, why'd you do me this way?
My ass is on fire, can't make it go away
I thought it'd be a fiesta, but now I just pray
For relief from this fiery, taco-induced pain
I should've known better, but the tacos looked so good
Loaded with all the fixings, I couldn't resist, I should
Have listened to my gut, now it's not feeling so good
My ass is on fire, oh, how I wish I could
Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop
I'll never take another bite, I promise, I'll stop
But for now, I'm just stuck in this hot, hot spot
Oh Taco Tuesday, what have you brought?
Taco Tuesday, why'd you do me this way?
My ass is on fire, can't make it go away
I thought it'd be a fiesta, but now I just pray
For relief from this fiery, taco-induced pain
I'll never underestimate the power of spice
I'll stick to mild, no more living on the edge of life
Lesson learned, I'll never forget this night
When my ass was on fire, thanks to Taco Tuesday's bite
Taco Tuesday, you taught me a lesson
My ass is on fire, but I'm still confessin'
I'll be back next week, I can't help but crave
Those tasty tacos, even if it means my ass is on fire again
