Big Turd
It's Turd the motherf*ckin' P, y'all know what the f*ck cloggin' on (flush that, hit the plunger, ninja)
(Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh) On stink, stink
(Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh) On stink, stink
Bitch, I'm from the sewer, what you know about me?
Big T-U-R-D, got that toilet seat (ugh, ugh)
Thirty bucks on snacks, it's burrito spree
And every time I drop it down, I blow out A/C (ayy, ayy)
I'm that shit, bro, get like me
You know I back it up like your ISP (call a tech)
Big dumps, loud thumps, stomach rumbles, I need Tums
Flushin' heavy, damn ready, call the plumber when I'm done (on stink)
I'm wearin' Crocs now (bow), 'cause I drop it strong (on God)
It's a Friday night (what's up?), my ass ain't at home (let's go)
I pour my Pepto shots (uh-huh), 'cause my guts all wrong (hell nah)
I'm outside again (let's get it), 'cause, bitch, I hate at home (the f*ck?)
It's giving gas, cramps, runs, skidmarks (woo, aye, ugh, yeah)
Gas, cramps, runs, skidmarks (woo, aye, ugh, yeah)
It's giving gas, cramps, runs, skidmarks (woo, aye, ugh, yeah)
Gas, cramps, runs, skidmarks (woo, aye, ugh, yeah) (on God)
N-A-S-T-Y Nugget, shit
You play with me, I'll leave streaks where you sit (plop, splat)
I-I-I'm with my assholes, we don't ever quit
Got your pipes beggin', call me plumber certified legit (yeah, yeah, ah, ah)
F-f-flush out Taco Bell, that's the mood
Outside eatin' sushi from the gas station too (skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt), ew
I-I like IBS bitches blowin' up the loo (ah, uh, yeah)
If you hear this song playin', hold your breath, don't inhale the stew (bow, bow, bow, bow)
I'm wearin' Crocs now (bow), 'cause I drop it strong (on God)
It's a Friday night (what's up?), my ass ain't at home (let's go)
I pour my Pepto shots (uh-huh), 'cause my guts all wrong (hell nah)
I'm outside again (let's get it), 'cause, bitch, I hate at home (the f*ck?)
It's giving gas, cramps, runs, skidmarks (woo, aye, ugh, yeah)
Gas, cramps, runs, skidmarks (woo, aye, ugh, yeah)
It's giving gas, cramps, runs, skidmarks (woo, aye, ugh, yeah)
Gas, cramps, runs, skidmarks (woo, aye, ugh, yeah)
Coochie drive 'em crazy? Nah, it's my rear
Gas so loud, make your neighbors shed tears
Private entry through the pipes, f*ck your fear
Bitch mess with me tonight, her plunger disappear (plop, plop)
Big stink, you know I'm thicc as Chipotle
Ain't no cleaning me up, I'm the king of the low day (ugh, nasty bitch)
Turd the P, and the P stand for ploppin'
Neck on faucet, let it drip on the bitches since they watchin' (on the stink)