I made inquiries when I touched down
Only to find that she'd left town
I can't live my life when she's not around
I can't live this way oh no no
I just can't live this way
I notified the CIA
They told me she was on her way to LA
She'll stay the night then fly to Frisco Bay
I can't live this way oh no no
I just can't live this way oh no oh no oh no
I phoned Dirty Harry to devise a plan
To track her down before she ran
But he was too busy chasing the Spaghetti Gang
I can't live this way oh no no
I just can't live this way
I can't live this way I just can't live this way
(Oh no I just can't live this way)
I can't live this way I just can't live this way
(Oh no I just can't live this way)
I can't live this way I just can't live this way
I can't live this way I just can't live this way
I'm tired of traveling all around this world
Trying to catch up with my girl
My piggy bank ain't big enough to pay the bills
I can't live this way oh no no
I just can't live this way
I've got to get myself a time machine
The boys at NASA seem rather keen
They say it will be ready in 2050
I can't live this way oh no no
I just can't live this way
I can't live this way I just can't live this way
(Oh no I just can't live this way)
I can't live this way I just can't live this way
(Oh no I just can't live this way)
I can't live this way I just can't live this way
I can't live this way I just can't live this way
I found her letter underneath my door
She wrote she had no time for love anymore
Cause she was too busy trying to stop the 3rd World War
I can't live this way oh no no
I just can't live this way oh yeah yeah
I can't win no way oh no no
There's only one thing to say oh yeah yeah
One is born every day