F*ck it I don't wanna go online anymore
I'm grinding and memeing
But it's rotting me to the core
Posting all my photos on my Instagram
Getting likes from randos but I don't give a damn
I want more than 50 f*ckin' likes
I know you see em' too
Just hit the f*ckin' like
To post to your timezone
I only share at night
Like incognito mode
I'm staying out of sight
I just think I might quit this all together
Just like Game of Thrones
It doesn't get no better
Just like stalking exes makes me wish I never met her
Just like Dark Souls I wanna be a trend setter
Just like status updates I perfect it to the letter
I know it shouldn't even matter but I love it
Because digital confirmation is the only thing I covet
But it's virtual incarceration and I gotta be above it
But I can't
Can't
I can't fight it
Or override it
I see you scoping out my feed
Don't even try to hide it
Some food for thought
Just take a look around
Cause phones are not the answer to life's problems
Like tequila shots
I'm screaming f*ck the haters
And content aggregators
If you think your caption is so goddamn clever
Take a f*cking dive down an elevator
Damn