Daniel Pockney - Where's My Pint? Lyrics

Yo, it's your main fresher 3P; Pockerz Pint Prince
Big up HUCC
Shout out Piper Mondays
Shout out (W)elly Saturdays
Shout out my main man John Smith
Shout out my mum
Hey, where's my can gone?

Yo, has anybody seen my pint?
Has anybody seen my pint?
Don't want whiskey, don't want wine
Yo, has anybody seen my pint?
I just wanna down my pints
I just wanna down my pints
Don't wanna get in fights, but
Don't get between me and my lights

Wednesday night, it's social time
Theme for this one's shirt and tie
Roll in piper, 20 man deep
Pitcher of snakebite, got one each
Sit in circle, it's shit the bed
Wish we were playing Swales instead
But I'm sat there 8 pints through
Grab that bucket, think I'm gonna puke
Dear Tour Committee
Why is this challenge so perfect for me?
Is it I've got the flow and the lyrical ability
To lay down the bars to ensure my victory?
Who set the task? Hutch did
Donnelly's got crutches
Yeah round here there's a Corsa
With an Alex shaped hole in the bumper

Yo, has anybody seen my pint?
Has anybody seen my pint?
Don't want gin no thanks I'm fine
Yo, has anybody seen my pint?
I just wanna down my pints
I just wanna down my pints
Don't wanna get in fights, but
Don't get between me and my lights

Rock up in [W]elly, got the double vodkas
Go to the dance floor, jamming to the bangers
Got the lads around me, the whole room's spinning
Yeah, [W]elly Saturdays are proper uni living
Chatting to a girl in the club, Piper
Then I take her back to mine and I pipe her
Like Rob McMahon on a pint
I think I'm gonna take all night!
I've got a little fiat
But I'll beat you in a race
You'll see me drift around
With the fully cranked up bass
I did the first rhino horn
And I'm feeling pretty honoured
Fill it with beer or squash
I'll do it, I'm not bothered

Yo, has anybody seen my pint?
Has anybody seen my pint?
Non-alcoholic? Not this time
Yo, has anybody seen my pint?
I just wanna down my pints
I just wanna down my pints
Don't wanna get in fights, but
Don't get between me and my lights

I'm writing these lyrics
On the booze
On your spliff I'm taking twos
You wanna have beef?
Man's gonna come through
1 2 3
I've KO'd you
Yeah, I'm never gonna lose

On Mortal Kombat
Yeah
Anyway

Yo, has anybody seen my pint?
Has anybody seen my pint?
I would have rum but don't waste my time
Yo, has anybody seen my pint?
I just wanna down my pints
I just wanna down my pints
Don't wanna get in fights, but
Don't get between me and my lights

You know what I think
Would be really swell?
Go and fill the
Horn of hell
Fill it to the brim
Let me see the foam swim
Bring it to your chin
And let your fate sink in
These freshers will think
They won't be defeated
No! In 5, 4, 3
2, 1, eat it

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