She says she talks American
So can't understand my words
But we find a common language
Between cocktails and dessert
She said living in a dry state
It can kinda drive you mad
And she's got just enough of her own cash to run from the church and Dad
And she's so cool
And she's so calm
Wouldn't do you any harm
She said who do you think you are?
Boy you push me too far
I'm the beauty queen of Utah
She says I'm kinda cute you know
But likes me better on her back
So we tour the midday hotel rooms
Till she's had her fun with that
But fun is often fleeting
And the heart can wax and wane
And you'll get swallowed in her ocean
While she drowns in cheap champagne
And she so cool
And she's so calm
Wouldn't do you any harm
And I'm the fool lost in her heart
She said boy don't take it too hard
I'm the beauty queen of Utah