Darlings Dearest - You Better Clean This Lyrics

Honey I'm home
There's dishes piled up
The floor ain't swept
I've wept I've had enough
You better do your chores
Or I'll chuck the TV outside
It won't kill you but I will
You'll meet Jesus soon yeah
If I see anymore sports games
Get ready to hide in shame
I''ll take the beer away
I'm gonna chainsaw the couch today

Get up and clean the house
The floor won't sweep itself
I stepped on your tools
Now my foot feels like hell
Your car ain't your wife
I'm the woman in your life
I'm going out when I get back
Don't give me a heart attack
You better clean this
You better clean this
You better clean this
You better clean this

Don't call me a nag
You married this
I'm a crazy wife
Cause now I'm pissed
What man in his right mind
Sits for hours on his lazy behind
I don't need to babysit
Another kid who acts like this
I work hard too
I need some help
I shouldn't have to beg
Or give you hell
We used to be so good before
I'm about to walk out that door

Get up and clean the house
The floor won't sweep itself
I stepped on your tools
Now my foot feels like hell
Your car ain't your wife
I'm the woman in your life
I'm going out when I get back
Don't give me a heart attack
You better clean this
You better clean this
You better clean this

Get up and clean the house
The floor won't sweep itself
I stepped on your tools
Now my foot feels like hell
Your car ain't your wife
I'm the woman in your life
I'm going out when I get back
Don't give me a heart attack
You better clean this
You better clean this
You better clean this
This house has been liberated yeah