Stick me in the concussion tent tonight
Stick me in the concussion tent alright
I just wanna pay a separate fee
When I double my order for free tonight
So stick me in the concussion tent tonight
Stick me in the concussion tent alright - alright - tonight
On Route 22 when I drive through Cemetery Curve
I seldom get the vertigo & white knuckle grip the steering wheel
Every time my doctor tells me to shut the f*ck up
When I ask her, one by one, if all those drugs are right for me
Coach, I'm kinda wobbly
Yo coach, I'm feeling kinda wobbly
Ten thousand blows to the head
Leading with the crown of the helmet - 15 yard penalty
Please lead me to the concussion tent on the sideline
Ya gotta stick me in the concussion tent
The concussion tent - alright alright
I just wanna pay a separate fee
When I double my order for free tonight alright
Every time my doctor tells me to shut the f*ck up
When I ask her, one by one, if all those drugs are right for me
On Route 22 when I drive through Cemetery Curve
I seldom get the vertigo & white knuckle grip the steering wheel
Well, not really vertigo, but something a bit vertigoey
And LOL, just kidding, I don't really have a doctor
Hey coach - hey coach
Hey coach, I'm feeling kinda wobbly
Wobbly wobbly
Ten thousand blows to the head
Leading with the crown of the helmet - 15 yard penalty
15 yards... 15 yards...