Dayne Gretzky & Wayne Crazy - Cheech & Chong Lyrics

You ready wayne?
I'm ready nigga
Imma real nigga baby
Not a fake bone
Smoking out the ounce
Rollin up in V lone
Lil mama super thick
And her hair long
I got O's like the
Circles on a damn stove
Imma hot boy
Catch me cookin by the stove
Weighing up bells
Rockin V lone
You a weak nigga
And I'm blowing strong
Brown skin bitch
Look like Nia long
Got swag on deck
Bitch I'm bout a check
Yea everyday I flex
Got ya main bitch giving neck
Yea tied of sippin drank
Now I pop moet
Got hoes like Keith sweat
Drippin alphabets
Stay away from alphabets
Keep that paper like a test
Smoking strong like a flex
Lord knows that I'm blessed
Rolling out the bag
Jus like a tester
Name a nigga fresher
Louis keep the checker
Rockin all this bape
Feeling like I'm Ceaser
Gotta watch out for the Kobra
So I keep the eagle
I'm spending a nigga rent
On some damn sneakers
I can spot a fake out
Like a muthaf*ckin cheetah
Stripes like a referee
But I'm rockin zebras
Pass the torch
Young got the ether
Fly nigga (Fly nigga)
Flyer den a seagull
2 seater (2 seater)
Like I'm Derek jeter
Spent ya stash
On these f*ckin sneakers
Swipe ya life (Swipe it baby)
Jus like this visa
She got that slip n slid
I'm trick n she Trina
Dig my demeanor
Ain't a nigga cleaner
Keep the Nina huh
Ain't no Stanley steamer
Pockets vegan
Bitch I ball like
Gilbert arenas
Rock star like the Beatles
Keep stripes like Adidas
He a family guy
So I call him peter
Imma real nigga baby
Not a fake bone
Smoking out the ounce
Rollin up in V lone
Lil mama super thick
And her hair long
I got O's like the
Circles on a damn stove
Imma hot boy
Catch me cookin by the stove
Weighing up bells
Rockin v lone
You a weak nigga
And I'm blowing strong
Brown skin bitch
Look like Nia long