Hear the news, a boy is here
Born out of his mothers ear
First of all he wants a drink
Then another one I think
Father looked upon his son
Saw he was a splendid one
Got him blessed and got him dressed
In the colours of his crest
Heard about him? Yes, you might!
Famous for his appetite
Know his name, do 'ya?
Gargantua!
There it came to 'ya?
Gargantua!
At the early age of six
This boy knew a lot of tricks
Gooslings of the fluffy kind
Good for wiping his behind