If you're constipated, fart, just let it rip, don't wait
Fart, farting's natural, no debate
Feel the breeze liberate
Fart, inhale deep, then navigate
Feel the freedom we celebrate
Fast clouds forming, congregate
Fussed on the storm, don't hesitate
Fire's release feels great
Farth it off, no fray
Flith, attitude, we relate
Embrace the sound, resonate
Nature's call, appreciate
Join the chorus, don't debate
Fart, from your butt away
Fart, let's not shame or berate
Fart, love feel first rate
Fart