For all the whiskey that I've drank |All the cigarettes and other things|I should be dead but I ain't |It's a real good thing life ain't fair ||I've kissed a girl that wasn't mine|Sat behind the wheel too drunk to drive |Thought what the hell I don't care |It's a real good thing life ain't fair ||For somebody that ain't done a lot right|Somebody who rolled the wrong dice|I shouldn't get to have such a blessed life |Like the one I do|Don't know what it is you see in me|But you're the only reason I believe|There's an answer to an unprayed prayer|It's a real thing good thing life ain't fair ||Rock bottom make a man do crazy things|Like a stealing a five from the offering plate|Or giving a girl more than she can bear|It's real good thing life ain't fair||Repeat Chorus||