Del the Funky Homosapien - Love Story Lyrics

Yo, yo, yo, check this out, man

1 for you, 2 for me

3 for you, 15 for me

20 for you, now check it out

Yo, I just won 10 grand in the Galactic

Rhyme Federation Championship, so I'm lampin' a bit

I feel like returnin' to Earth and burnin' some herb

I'm sick of lookin' at the inside of space stations

Time for Deltron to take a vacation

My expertise in aviation got us to our destination

The East Bay, my livin' quarters is completely froze solid

I thaw it out with a heat ray

Now I'm chillin' in a sauna, pulsatin' jet streams

Peepin' out in virtual reality my wet dreams

Perusin' my 21st century classic comics

The fun is astronomic

I figured since I'm here I'll renew my galactic passport

So I'm not persecuted by no galactic assholes

Schemers on the ave with their holographic hat tricks

Usin' magnetism to pick-pocket citizens

Tourists walk around with memory apprehension glasses

They attempt to capture the past tense

Virtual junkies, burnt out and lost

War veterans still trapped in the Holocaust

Yes, I know all the answers

Livin' in my true love's arms

I'm sittin' on the porch readin' Cosmopolitan

Peepin' all these dumb hoes with enhanced collagen

I'm calling in sick today, big mistake

This resulted in a final pay check and pink slip to say

Replaced by my successor 'cause I missed my place

Knowin' that the Rhyme Federation will miss my face

Referred to as a big disgrace

Now I'm free-lance with more risk to take

Now a rhymin' merk, findin' certified androids

Hit a convention, signin' autographs for fan boys

They admire my enhanced stanzas

And how I dodge manhunts and security cameras

Avoided apprehension in sub-atomic dimensions

And even more impressive 'cause of what we livin'

A self contained environment, I suggest I'm just a minor threat

I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standin' by her desk

Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step

So I deployed one of my androids with dialect

Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated

Asked for her name, and was she married? "No, we're separated"

Booty, hey, baby, you're lookin', you're lookin' real fine

Your behind, you got 3 booty cheeks

That's kind of unique for, for a [Incomprehensible]

What say me and you hit the hot spot over at your house?

I got a few sandwiches [Incomprehensible] would be eaten

Yo, it's cool though, you got, you got one eye

[Incomprehensible] trippin' though

Listen you, me and you, we gon' places, baby

We gon' far, go all the way to Mars, Venus

We'll go to Venus if you want to

Venus, Paris 'coz I got, haha

Yes I know all the answers

Livin' in my true love's arms

Yes, I know all the answers

Livin' in my true love's arms