Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up - Denis Leary
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
When you grow up
When you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
It sucks pretty bad right not
You're gonna have to mow the lawn,
Do the dishes,
Make your bed,
You're gonna have to go to school
Until you're 17
You might have to go to war
Shoot a gun
Kill a nun
You might have to go to war
When you get out of school
You're gonna have to deal with stress
Deal with stress
Deal with stress
You're gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war
Santa Claus does not exist,
and there's no Easter Bunny
You'll find out when you grow up
that Big Bird isn't funny
Funny
Funny
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah, Life's gonna suck when you grow up
When you grow up
When you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
It sucks pretty bad right now
You're gonna end up smoking crack
On your back,
Face the fact
You're gonna end up hooked on smack
And then you're gonna die
And then you're gonna die