Doctor procures barbecue sauce
Shake is fooled into seeking treasure
Digging ferociously
He creates a sinkhole
Discovery of a skull-filled cavern
Shake is taken aback by the sight
Ominous voice foretells a sandwich
Mystical magical meat bite
Brings him to a strange land
Shake ingests the brood-wich
Visions of a man who wields an axe
Accompany sandwich consumption
Satanic psychopath, murdering fiend
Seeks a victim to eviscerate
Appease the curved blade
With your tender flesh
Shake shares the sandwich with his friends
They pass it back and forth
Sun-dried tomatoes taste like crap
And thus are removed
The curse
Thus hath been dispelled
Our protagonist returns to safety
Mystical immortal meat-bite
The insidious
Sandwich of death