You want to see something really scary?
I know a place that we all can go
Let's take a drive down Maxdale Rd
If you take a stroll, don't go slow
Don't stick around to hear the wind blow
Don't go alone, and don't forget your phone
And if you're too afraid, you better just stay home
Don't be all emotional when things get weird
What exactly's goin' on around here, isn't clear
Feed into your fears, and you might disappear
Don't shed a tear, if it wants to come near
You got to have some kind of respect for things we don't yet understand
You better come correct, when you come steppin' on this land
I remember one time, back when I was skippin' school
Me, and crazy Frank, in the Chevy, it was cool
Flyin' down the road, I was gettin' throwed
Listenin' to the engine, and the Beastie Boys flowed
I recall, lookin' back by the bridge that we had passed
And there was this truck that was comin' pretty fast
No matter how much Frank's lead foot weighed
We couldn't go fast enough on this certain day
It was supernatural, this old rusty truck, kept suckin' us up
And we should have left it in the dust
And as soon as we shot around the bend, lookin' for the end
The only vehicle on the road, was the one that we was sittin' in
It didn't make sense, we didn't really care
Neither one would admit that we was really scared
Until some years later, we would make a wager
Bet you wouldn't go lookin' for the caretaker
In the dark night, passed the bridge, by the cemetery
Bring a couple chicks, they can tell us when it's gettin' scary
I ain't scared, I grew up around the military
I used to want to get a job at the mortuary
People talk a lot of shit, but ain't about nothin'
And then they f*ck around, and have to find out somethin'
What is the essence, of all the urban legends
And who the hell are we to come here with all these questions?
We did it anyway, despite what we were told
We parked the car, started walkin', talkin', feelin' bold
And it was so still, when we made our way, to the gates
Most of us had the same look upon our face
All except my buddy Dave, he was not afraid
He thought that it'd be funny, to try to make our hairs raise
I saw him fall back, to try to hide, and start creepin'
But I don't know, I think we might have woke up what was sleepin'
When he tried to make us jump, runnin' up on us like he was nuts
Somethin' else was comin' behind him, and no one could tell just what it was
We didn't want to stick around, to investigate the scene
Soon as the girls screamed, we all hauled ass back to Killeen
Quicker than you would believe, Tell 'em 'bout Maxdale Rd
You might want to know, but you don't want to go
If you got to go, don't go slow, don't stick around to hear the wind blow