written by: EW, TM, RR, DS: the residents of third floor Fitten 97-98
they used to call me lollipop,
they called me munchkin boy,
they thought i was a worthless bitch,
they played me like a toy.
Caaaaaandy man, wait and you will see,
Caaaaaandy man, someday you will be,
Caaaaaandy man, the king at 3 foot 3,
Caaaaaandy man, that's what they'll call me.
they used to laugh and point at me,
they said i'd never score,
the only way i might get some,
is if i paid a whore.
at last i've found my lost soulmate,
no need to wank or masturbate,
to some you are the DPW,
to me you're just a thing to screw.
but now i've grown to half an inch,
and i got taller too,
i whipped it out before my bitch,
and then she left me blue.
Caaaaaandy man, wait and you will see,
Caaaaaandy man, someday you will be,
Caaaaaandy man, the king at 3 foot 3,
Caaaaaandy man, that's what they'll call me.
Linux has always been my life,
i've tried to compile me a wife,
but now i realize my rightful place,
to rule over the munchkin race.
a tornado rips across the plain,
somewhere over the rainbow i came,
i gave the lollipop guild a call,
f*ck you guys, i'll rule you all.
Caaaaaandy man, look what you've become,
Caaaaaandy man, no bigger than my thumb,
Caaaaaandy man, and your body's small as well,
Caaaaaandy man, i hope you burn in hell.
Dert - The Lone Lollipop Lyrics
Dert - The Lone Lollipop Lyrics
We currently do not have these lyrics.
If you would like to submit them, please use the form below.
We currently do not have these lyrics.
If you would like to submit them, please use the form below.
written by: EW, TM, RR, DS: the residents of third floor Fitten 97-98
they used to call me lollipop,
they called me munchkin boy,
they thought i was a worthless bitch,
they played me like a toy.
Caaaaaandy man, wait and you will see,
Caaaaaandy man, someday you will be,
Caaaaaandy man, the king at 3 foot 3,
Caaaaaandy man, that's what they'll call me.
they used to laugh and point at me,
they said i'd never score,
the only way i might get some,
is if i paid a whore.
at last i've found my lost soulmate,
no need to wank or masturbate,
to some you are the DPW,
to me you're just a thing to screw.
but now i've grown to half an inch,
and i got taller too,
i whipped it out before my bitch,
and then she left me blue.
Caaaaaandy man, wait and you will see,
Caaaaaandy man, someday you will be,
Caaaaaandy man, the king at 3 foot 3,
Caaaaaandy man, that's what they'll call me.
Linux has always been my life,
i've tried to compile me a wife,
but now i realize my rightful place,
to rule over the munchkin race.
a tornado rips across the plain,
somewhere over the rainbow i came,
i gave the lollipop guild a call,
f*ck you guys, i'll rule you all.
Caaaaaandy man, look what you've become,
Caaaaaandy man, no bigger than my thumb,
Caaaaaandy man, and your body's small as well,
Caaaaaandy man, i hope you burn in hell.
they used to call me lollipop,
they called me munchkin boy,
they thought i was a worthless bitch,
they played me like a toy.
Caaaaaandy man, wait and you will see,
Caaaaaandy man, someday you will be,
Caaaaaandy man, the king at 3 foot 3,
Caaaaaandy man, that's what they'll call me.
they used to laugh and point at me,
they said i'd never score,
the only way i might get some,
is if i paid a whore.
at last i've found my lost soulmate,
no need to wank or masturbate,
to some you are the DPW,
to me you're just a thing to screw.
but now i've grown to half an inch,
and i got taller too,
i whipped it out before my bitch,
and then she left me blue.
Caaaaaandy man, wait and you will see,
Caaaaaandy man, someday you will be,
Caaaaaandy man, the king at 3 foot 3,
Caaaaaandy man, that's what they'll call me.
Linux has always been my life,
i've tried to compile me a wife,
but now i realize my rightful place,
to rule over the munchkin race.
a tornado rips across the plain,
somewhere over the rainbow i came,
i gave the lollipop guild a call,
f*ck you guys, i'll rule you all.
Caaaaaandy man, look what you've become,
Caaaaaandy man, no bigger than my thumb,
Caaaaaandy man, and your body's small as well,
Caaaaaandy man, i hope you burn in hell.