Every time I gotta go to the bathroom to pee
'Have to sit down like a woman does
'Walk straight past the urinal straight to the nearest stall
Gotta pop a squat 'fore my bladder busts
I got paper towels down right on the open seat
Don't know what it means, I don't want your STD
Don't be makin' fun of my masculinity
'No lesser a man just 'cause I can't stand and pee
No urinals for me
I'd rather pee in the sink
No toilet seat
Don't want no STDs