Hello out there
Your best friend is here
Don't fret, don't cry
Trust me, I wouldn't lie
I'll just give you the facts
Just sit there, listen and relax
I'll be your salvation
Or your damnation
Trust what I say I wouldn't tell a lie
Flip on the news and watch someone die
In turn you can become a slave to me
A slave to the mother f*cking TV
I'll take your mind and make you my slave
Just so you can beg me to be Saved
I'll take your mind and make you my slave
Just so you can beg me to be Saved
Look at me you'll get your entertainment
Don't think, be quiet and be complacent
Obedient is what I want you to be
Never mind the man behind the TV
I'll take your mind and make you my slave
Just so you can beg me to be Saved
I'll take your mind and make you my slave
Just so you can beg me to be Saved
Pay attention I'll sway your opinion
You'll never make another decision
You'll soon dress like this and behave like that
Sit and stay with me until you're f*cking fat
Watch and admire me when you are bored
Don't worry I'm here you won't be ignored
I just wanted to be adored you see
Because I am the goddamn TV
I'll take your mind and make you my slave
Just so you can beg me to be Saved
I'll take your mind and make you my slave
Just so you can beg me to be Saved
I'll take your mind and make you my slave
Just so you can beg me to be Saved
Just so you can beg me to be Saved